McCormick

Come on, Lewis. So reckless.

Living dangerously here.

“Violent conduct” ffs. Put me a room with Pawson or that shit-hairline Chilean tart and you’ll see some actual violent conduct.

Are the refs in South America any good? Just bring in death threats to match officials if it improves the quality of these jabronis.

Misread your post. Definitely not a fucking red. Ref’s a god damn joke. Hasn’t made a right call all game. Dick.

It’s not, like.

Pawson being an incompetent fucking dickhead. Who would have guessed. Fucking bulkshit.

Holy shit what a fucking farce.

Smallbone being allowed to wear a skin-coloured swimming cap I see.

Hall’s a bit shaky defensively still.

Terrible calls so far.

Shock horror, ref sucks.

Fair, but but when he’s massively outperforming players like Mudryk who they paid 80m+ for, you can understand why their valuations are a bit wacky.

He’s been their best player in preseason to be fair.

Wish we had gone in for Summerville, especially at that price. I’ve no doubt he’d be worth triple the fee in the not so distant future.

Very true but having year-on-year access to European competitions for their players to showcase their abilities on a grander stage also helps massively.

Chalobah isn’t bad but he’s certainly a step down from Guehi. I suppose the asking prices would reflect the quality difference too though.

If they made it clear from the jump that they weren’t willing to make any concessions then we may not have wasted all this time.

I don’t think you can put that on Mitchell. They were giving us signals they wanted to negotiate and then pulled this dickhead move seemingly out of the blue. We wouldn’t have continued with discussions if they told us they wouldn’t budge, 2 weeks ago.

Shit. I don’t mind them holding out for the best price they can get but don’t give us the “do me” eyes throughout the bidding process and make zero concessions. Waste of everyone’s time, man.

Is Todibo gone yet? Half the price and not too far away in terms of ability.

I’m not. The slimy tit is trying to get other clubs to come in for him. Hope Guehi doesn’t sign a new deal and someone takes him for half price next summer.

They’re being silly now. Boy would I love to leave a giant red hand print on that smug twat Parish’s face.

To all the bean-counters on here. How many shirts do I have to buy to ensure we get a purple RW this window?

Elite or not, Adidas just get it.