McCormick

Every single team I’ve wanted to win has lost (and vice versa) since we last played.

He’s on a free, mate.

Nice to have a target man upfront to launch it to when we’re under the cosh late in games too.

I know people think this is Nickson but who actually is this guy? If anime is to be believed he’s someone of immeasurable power. You can’t look that weird and smug at the same time.

I’m very skeptical. One of the best young keepers in Europe with a tiny release clause and he chooses us? Dunno. Sounds like an agent making waves to flush out bigger clubs. Would be super happy if true, though.

Always assumed N’kunku was 22/23. He’s 27.

He’s really good.

Hell yeah to Garcia, for me. Meh on Gittens.

Finish 2nd or 3rd and it’s definitely Howe’s to lose. Get 5th on goal difference or whatever and you have to give it to Slot.

Why are we wanting City to get charged? Aren’t they one of our allies in terms of showing how ridiculous FFP is? If they get off scott-free then that opens up the door for our owners to inflate our commercial deals (should they want to) and go ape in the transfer market.

That’s exactly it!

This is the one imo. Slightly clearer than @54’s superb effort. It’s clean as.

That looks so “weak” for lack of a better word. I’m not sure how to articulate what I mean but the crest should be somewhat intimidating or strong-looking. Formidable? Inspiring? Whatever. Think @Izakaya nailed it with the hippocampus one.

Don’t see why it needs changing but if it has to be simpler design, I wouldn’t be massively upset with this.

Eze’s great but spending big money on potentially another left winger seems pretty silly.

Screams Chelsea flop to me. Why are we looking to sell Gordon all of a sudden? Weird.

Hackney will go to team playing in Europe this summer for sure. Boro fans I know are raving about him.

I really like Elanga. Probably the fastest player in the league, great weak foot, bags of work rate/running, good age and seemingly a very nice lad. The guy is everything Eddie loves in a winger/player and I have every confidence Howe could turn him into something quite special.

Like most footballers, he’ll end up at the club that offers him the biggest wage packet.

Wish TV punditry had the same tactical insight.

Really hope Villa don’t make it.

Liverpool have too but they’ve won the league.

Let’s smash Arsenal next week!

fuck yesssss!!!!

Is he ever going to fucking book caceido ffs