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God, that was beautiful.

They aren't as good as we're making them look. When we played them in December the game was quite even, but we should have won. This performance is just something else.

I want to be mad at the players for not caring, but I don't care either and that's down to two men.

Who's that sitting with Pards?

MYM is having an absolute mare.

More interesting team at least.

A 5 page pre-match thread? Glad to see I'm not the only one finding it hard to care at the moment.

Can't fucking stand this man.

Down IMO.

Come on West Ham. I'd love to finish above Man United even though we seem to be doing everything we can not to.

is that Pardew's twitter account? Was thinking the same.

It was right at Speroni, but the way Cisse directed that ball from Sissoko on the break in the first half was a touch of class.

You know, it's really fucking shocking we were able to create chances with Ben Arfa and Marveaux out there. Not really sure how that's possible.

Such a great ball - pretty sure the entire stadium thought he was going to shoot.

So happy for him. He looked so relieved, like the weight of the world had been lifted from him at full time.

I suppose creating three chances is nothing considering we were so prolific in the first hour.

I find it so hard to care right now.

So Twitter has released this fun tool to see people's first tweets - https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet I'm quite proud of mine: Ed Clinton @EHClinton Follow I don't like to write off players, particularly when they don't play often, but what does Dan Gosling do exactly? #nufc 8:32 PM - 26 Sep 2012

Missed this game entirely as I was traveling yesterday. Sounds like I didn't miss much. Wasn't surprised at all when I saw we lost despite Fulham being bottom. That stat about not scoring without Remy is really pathetic.

Reading that just made me angrier. Fucking Pardew.

I don't want to be communicated with if the best he can do is tell us we should be happy we're not in a cup final because we're not fighting relegation. Like it has to be one or the other. How about: "Sunderland have done well to get to the final - credit to them. We weren't good enough in those games, but we hope to give them a good run next season."

Those quotes are just embarrassing. What a coward.

This is all setting up so perfectly for him. Comfortably top 10, almost as comfortably not in Europe, and with the potential icing on the cake of the mackems going down so no derbies to worry about next season. At this rate he'll be here for all eight fucking years.

Can't believe there's over 20 minutes left. I'm so bored.

Commenter: "...halftime at the Sports Direct Arena."