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I think looking at that if you said "what happens next?" you would never think it nestles in the far left corner.

The most superior pizza are round ones.

It's rectangular.

They sing about Shearer every time without fail. He hasn't played for like 20 years you sad cunts.

Too much crust to topping ratio.

The two lads next to me at the match were like ah "why we singing for him coming on he's shite" and I was like "Howay lads I kna he's a headless chicken but he grafts like fuck and deserves some backing." Sure enough pops up with a raker and all 3 of us have egg on our face

Joelinton was a man mountain too albeit a tad lucky to have remained on the pitch.

On Saturday I posted about Everton looking a team and commented that only like half of ours played anywhere near well enough and yet tonight was the perfect response. Gritty, determined, defiant, passionate - we just looked like we had something to prove. Like they were pissed off. People can say all they like about the tactical stuff, the perceived lack of quality, whatever but by God these lads play for Mr Howe. When we're like we are tonight it sends shivers up my spine. You cannot win them all, but that level of spirit leaves you with little to really criticise as a supporter. You've seen United. Now FUCK. OFF. HOME.

He is more effective at doing it than Nick Woltemade. Largely because Woltemade is like 9ft tall. Wissa has barely played. Gordon professes to be a LW and has done little more than Elanga domestically. He professes to be a striker but misses a lot of opportunities that he is occasionally in the right place to take. Aside from penalties and games against Qarabag He hasn't really done all that much since about early January last season. There are elements of what he does that is not befitting of the rest of the team and that concerns me. Meanwhile, Woltemade (who you could argue also isn't a number 9) is getting pelters currently. Looks void of confidence and is trying his best. Very few of the playing squad can claim to be consistently rolling out 7+ performances. Perhaps not even any of them (Bruno is probably the closest to this). Yet, they don't appear to give anything up like Gordon does and hence why I feel aggrieved when lads like Woltemade get the shit they do, or Murphy or Burn previously.

Failing to chase balls down, feigning injury, getting sent off stupidly, complaining at teams mates, etc. All whilst not being particularly great at his job.

It's fact for me

Believe it or not, despite having my reservations, I actually got behind the one we did last season and I occasionally start his song off still even now (when he applies himsef). I don’t mind players having bad games but I do mind a perceived lack of effort.

Anyways...the fact remains that Gordon's attitude is stinking and that's why he deserves more shit than others.

That might be right basing it on 2months but in the 12 prior he's been absolutely dick.

Maybe in the CL. Gordon's attitude is rancid and his quality has been shite.

Gordon. None moreso than Gordon. Sorry...couldn't help it...but aye. He seems to escape it more than anyone given his worst attitude to performance ratio.

Sure he's been sound with me a few times tbf but hey ho. That's that chapter closed

Knew I was being controversial but tbh when a player drops a clanger the last thing they need is loads of abuse from our own fans. Better to get behind them and try and pick them back up. Kid was saying Pope is shit and they're all shit. I said we're in the last 16 of the champions league you fucking dickheed.

Hats off to the little 7 or 8 year old laddie at the back of the Strawberry Corner leading the singing yesterday. Absolutely belter.

Still haven't forgot how he bailed out at Man City in the cup too...

Completely agree. Gave the least effort yesterday (not for the first time) and offered very little by ways of end product. The story of his 2025 and 2026.

Had we not done so we would have had less chance of achieving. We played with the hand we were dealt at operational level (for love of a better term) but it was the failure of senior management to deal the right hand in the first instance that ha brought us to this current crossroads.