Heron

It's a bit like Middlesbrough, Wales. The people their don't really know who the enemy is, and they all have a chip on their shoulder. I don't mind them though, unlike the pedophiles.

Enrique: " I tsink I have a stalker, essay. They see ma computer screen and picture of me and ze spider mano, ay."

Top, top player.

Sammy Ameobi - Wew Shola am well better than ye!

I made a joke up the other day, it was incredibly shit... "Have you ever considered working at The Vegetable Company?"

So...here's the crack...if the current team could read the forum, what would they say?

I don't understand tweets, can someone explain/relay this.

...and more Magpies instead of Ducks?

Have the same feeling. I had never experienced joy that like really. Don't think I will either. The fact that it came from a 30 yard volley makes it all that much better. It was like something out of a Disney film. Go on Walt, base you're shit on something that REALLY happened... :iamatwat:

This.

I have nothing to say to this thread other than... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Sob on the Tyne", etc. Fucking media cunts.

Totally disagree, but I'll save it for other threads.

In slightly different order... High Moment Tiote's equaliser versus Arsenal - The unpredictability, the noise, the strike, the belief, the determination, the courage, the come stains on my trousers as I fell to my knees, the happiest moment of my life thus far! Low Moment Sacking Hughton. I will never ever forget the way he was treated here and the way he rose above it all like a true professional. He created a mentality that has lived under Pardew's reign. Fair play to Pardew he's done a great job, but Hughton put the United back in Newcastle. Best Player I could name any of about 7 here, as we all could but for me it has to go to Kevin Nolan. His antics on the pitch tend to go unnoticed in large spells but what he is, is one of the greatest captains I have seen in my lifetime at Newcastle United. Lead by example, led by his voice, scored important goals and 4 against the mackems in one season. Best Individual Performance Barton vs Arsenal at home. His tackles pre and post half-time ultimately swung that game in our favour, then to score not once from the penalty spot but twice was great leadership. Best Buy Tiote. Need I say anymore? He has made one 'major' mistake all year and that was against Blackburn at home, which cost us a goal. Even at the time I said "That's his first major mistake all season." Most Improved Barton, I hated him after the relegation season, thought he was his typical arrogant, scummy self. Nevertheless, I now love the bloke. What a transformation, not only on the pitch but off it also. He has been an example to follow for troublesome youngsters such as Ranger and Carrol, and an example to follow for anyone who wants to play in a Black and White top. Overall reflections Saved this to last to put my emotional spin on things... Does it not simply sum up our history, and our club? We may not have a full trophy cabinet, we may not have a trophy cabinet, but we have something that no other club has and that's a team who, no matter what they face, will never ever say die. You can take the 2nd best footballing side in the world, and you can stick it up your arse, Tiote says so. You can go into local derbies thinking "I'd take a draw out of this, we're newly promoted", and piss it up a wall. You can say to Aston Villa, "You're not laughing any more!", simply because WE ARE NEWCASTLE AND WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED!! Roll on Sunday and roll on next season! Level 4 wont know what's hit it! :indi:

The longer the better.

I agree.

Ivanovic was a disgrace yesterday Misspelt Terry there. Fyp.

Quite clearly a moron, but a moron in Black and White.

Liverpool will win the title next year.

Shola And Sammy Who dares, wins.

Totally chuffed for them me, like. Hope they start together at the weekend because Level 7 will be bouncing anyways...

Routledge?