Heron

What's this? When they beat Sunderland to promotion?

Absolutely not. Behave.

We are delicious.

Pushing Bruno forward to engineer chances would maybe work if say, Anderson dropped into the midfield 3. Saves a sub for now. Would like to see Wilson soon though.

Feel we've looked entirely toothless despite having a lot of the ball. Folk underestimate West Ham though. They're probably the best 'smash and grab' team in the league.

Is that Micah Richards?

That video man. Lush. Tend to be quite cynical these days but all feels so genuine with Bruno.

Would take a draw in this one.

Hahaha Aye I enjoyed that rendition!

Oh what night! Early October twenty-twenty three When the mags smashed fucking PSG What a moment What a night

My team mates are fucking outstanding. NEWCASTLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED

Got to be a bear pit tonight.

Where's that from

The last time we won a major trophy, PSG did not exist.

Mbappe is a prick anyway. Hope Burn flattens him me.

Are you our manager Slim? Full edpect a fully recorded press conference mind.

Howay The Blacks.

Black, white and blue teams this time. Fantastic. No more Red, ever

Do we have team colours and line ups yet?

Didn't notice this yesterday. Good lord. ?

Super Alan Pardew.

Entirely capitulated. From 20mins onwards we were nigh on impeccable.

What was the craic?

Yep. I honestly think folk get wrapped up in the stats and scoreline. (To some degree rightly so.) In the first 20mins they had two clear chances to score and Wilson had a half chance at goal. Chronology suggests if they score both or even one, the whole game changes, tactically and emotionally. Its not a hard concept tbh.

Good.