Thomson Mouse

Podolski on the way? http://i.imgur.com/pMWgkKQ.jpg

Just noticed that

Probably so fill yer boots http://i.imgur.com/cq0AuDG.png

Poor bairn. http://i.imgur.com/FdIVqKx.png

That graph just means that there are both good players that run a lot and good players that run less. Similarly, there are bad players that run a lot and bad players that run less. This is just an eyeball estimation but the predictive value of those lines relative to the scatterplot simply can't be that strong. Tbf I thought it showed that more players that ran less than 120 metre in a min tended to be more productive, but there you go.

Absolutely right. HBA is a big baby in the middle of a sulk. Nah, he's either trying to antagonise, can't be arsed or genuinely put that much muscle on.

To be fair though if the club told them all that they needed to come back at a certain weight or they'll be fined then anyone who breaks it can't whinge. He could contest it if his body fat has reduced but he knew the score. He's only got a right to complain if it's happened to other players and not been made public.

What would the king think? http://i.imgur.com/2bVb7ic.png

Maybe someone should show Pardew http://i.imgur.com/2bVb7ic.png

These two briefly made an appearance in the final as well, bit meh but wouldn't kick them out of bed for farting. http://i.imgur.com/e7M6NmT.jpg

Don't know if this ones been posted? Taken off TV so not high quality, but still very nice http://i.imgur.com/4kneWB0l.jpg

The top one is just porn, the lass one the left tops it off by having her cum face on as well.

The Mail calling him racist...oh the irony http://www1.thesportbible.com/images/content/630w/53c126119c261.jpg

Yep, there's quite a few. https://hola.org Probably worth mentioning it's not available on iPad/Pod yet.

Use google chrome and use Hola as an add-on. Boom. Access to iplayer, itv's thingy and channel 4 whatisname and loads of others.

Yep - I said that when the Scottish clown sold him for £1 million NINE years ago! I remember having to get a BMI flight to the office, Teesside to Heathrow and sitting next to a girl who turned out to be Andy O'Briens girlfriend. They were on their way to Hawaii and got chatting to him when we got off, Hughes was just being sold at the time and AOB wasn't happy and said a few players weren't. He said he was well liked and good to have around and that it would cost the club about 5 mill to replace him.

Fake boobs and shit loads of plastic surgery if that floats your boat.

Russia and Qatar were both dodgy bids. The Russian corruption bit will be better hushed up though.

I don't know whether to laugh or to feel very concerned that people like him are walking the streets.

A complete contradiction in terms. If he was wearing it to play in as his job, fair enough, but doing that in it.....aye, always been a Newcastle fan though.

Jack Colback is a rather good signing. Under the right tutorage, he could develop into something that England currently do not have. 6:26 PM - 9 Jun 2014 I have no words. The fact that c*** is holding one of our shirts makes me want to vomit.

that never fails to make me laugh

Little twat will be only getting grief from me. Hope he fails miserably http://i.imgur.com/vsg3uNrl.jpg

We've made our signing, these are the 'like a new singing' we'll get now. As predicted. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-youngsters-alan-pardew-7177632?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

That's just madness. Btw has anyone got a pic of his lass? I'm interested to see what an ugly, ginger, rich footballer gets.