Thomson Mouse

Jonathon Pearce’ commentary. should stick to robo wars or whatever it was called

Won’t ever forgive Dyer for the captains armband thing at Boro. Him, Bellamy and Bramble were a big reason why Robson got sacked. Souness was and always will be a cunt. Funny as fuck to see Keane take him on in the commentary box the other day

Hartsons commentary

The Trippier thing is the bookies being pissed off because they’ve been rinsed. Fuck’em Any betting on a football match by a manager/player is mental. Huge opportunity to influence even a yellow card could change the game

Why are people so shocked about this? Top teams do it all of the time. Classic example was Longstaff not getting a foul, looking up and then being ‘injured’. If we need to slow the game down then we do it. Manure won their titles doing it. As far as I’m concerned its all part of it now, fuck’em

Don’t even know why people are talking about England. He’ll never do that with what he’s got, no-one in their mind would. Never going to happen.

A certain ex-Sunnlund centre forward seems to have driven his car into the co-op in Wynyard

ASM on for Murphy, Anderson for Longstaff, Willock moves centre

Sloppy. Similar to Villa, if we get a goal we’ll demolish them

Yeah just seen that I’ll take the L

Ok, how?

Goal of the season right there. Imagine if a prem forward scored that

An absolute beast today

Longstaff has been immense in this game

Yeah we should be winning now. Decent start, nothing to worry about

We need to keep the press high

Not booooooooooing anymore

Absolute pen

What we’re watching here embarrasses Bruce and his bullshit and as much as I like Benitez, Howe is head and shoulders above him. Couldn’t be happier

Our pressing is incredible

Whinging on here seems to have stopped then

Tell him he’s watching the replay from last season

Christ it’s doom and gloom here. We’re doing ok

Look who they’ve been against this season