Oakie Doke

FIRST!

good news for England on the back of that Walcott injury. As one door closes, someone opens a window and lets a tramp in.

Chill the fuck out. Pardew is writing a letter as we speak.

it's just good to see Shola back and enjoying his football.

AMEOBI WITH A SHOT ON TARGET

I think we look ok

As a football purist I am very happy with that lineup, give me decent hold-up play over skinning defenders any day. Also looking forward to watching our throw-in routine. 0-0, hopefully.

he was from Peru

this has been great fun. I love you all. Oakie out.

'50-50' in Japanese is still 50-50 in case anyone was wondering.

Atkinson's sobering up.

Remember when Stoke were winning?

such a lucky pen

Shola going for the epic finish.

just put eight pounds on us to win.

Hatem

would love a Shola goal.

NO MORE GOALS.

easy.

Charlie Adam's lucky to still be on.

Anyone else excited for the second half? Can I get a quote? #buzzing

this club

Martin Atkinson has broken.

not me

rang the FA up late last night and they confirmed it was to be 11-a-side.