Oakie Doke

Line-out

I would begrudgingly accept it.

get in Dreamboat

It's got an HDMI connection, it doesn't require tuning.

FYP

Moral victory.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/d5/eb/0,,10278~10808277,00.jpg Lest we forget.

once again it's seemingly one rule for Jonjo Shelvey and another for everyone else.

Fuck that, we don't win and I'm posting "Pardew out" in numerous threads. Don't think I won't.

this game has "postponed due to security concerns" written all over it. 0-0, abandoned after 37 mins.

Nice one Rotherham. Send them a mug.

People with butter on their face always land head first. The lucky few who don't, like the rest of us, start the day by plastering their faces in butter therefore have a better chance of surviving a fall.

Agreed, replace Jeff with Nick Hewer.

This is a roller coaster of a game!

We will win emphatically. Norwich will be humiliated by our relentless attacking and the FA will be forced to fine us for our unyielding lack of mercy. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/22/article-2511764-1994031900000578-420_634x431.jpg

yeah but I wanted to explain it myself

She looks about 58. WBBWRIL.

Damn I thought this was a Sunday midday kick-off. How disappointing.

Have you guys tried the crepe suzette?

1-0 win. Williamson with a late Paneka-style penalty, awarded after his goalbound header from a Cabaye corner was handled on the line by Bassong.

Have written to them

"Just another Shola with dreadlocks" is what black people with dreadlocks generally preferred to be called.

this Youtube commentator is displaying insane levels of accidental Partridge.

I want to believe.

Arabic commentary is the way to go. You have the game on in a different window, until you hear the commentator going crazy and quickly switch back, convinced someone's scored, only to see the ball rolling out for a throw-in near the half-way line. Repeat for the next 90 mins.