Oakie Doke

What a guy.

But at some point we'll have to pay Wonga £9bn back.

don't trust anything John "Operation Yewtree" Gibson says.

You guys

What's depressing is that I've been in Newcastle-Under-Lyme FYP

You're gonna have to spell it out for me.

anyone see it when Sanchez's low shot Forster save from Fraser?

It's not an isolated problem imo. Anyone who was at the Hull game a few years back and heard the abuse Phil Brown had to endure will know just how ugly racism at SJP can be at times.

almost certain that image has been doctored in some way.

On top of this Williamson is known to be a keen racist himself. Ticking time bomb. #itk

Yeah he's got his fucking name written on it.

He meant he'd have to wait til Monday to thank the postman.

I'm glad you brought that up. It's not actually part of the shirt. "Todo sobre camisetas" rougly translates to "All about t-shirts" in Spanish, whilst the .com that follows suggests it's the name of a website, probably the one that first revealed the kit. These websites like to brand their name over the image to promote their site, which is known in the business as a "watermark".

Sunderland's central midfield was Ki.

Get in!

should be off.

in a nutshell they'll be used to break down the timing of an event and for the planning of things that have yet to happen.

Heh. Never thought of it like that. That is pretty funny.

Keep it football-related, guys.

Posting this in the football edition because I can't find the one in chat. How do you avoid splash back? I've tried peeing from a distance, kneeling down to pee, even peeing in the sink. Open to suggestions but I will not resort to sitting down and peeing. My grandfather didn't fight in 'nam so I could lose sight of what it means to be a man.

NEWCASTLE UNITED sign was the best thing he's done, finally moved the club into the 21st century.

CHANCE! Ooooh.

Watching Arsenal play is like watching an orchestra at work. But Dortmund. Dortmund play like a heavy metal band.

Played 10, won 10, including the CL final win. /Kinnear

Glad that Cerci did in fact turn out to be good and it wasn't just FM bullshitting us.