Oakie Doke

apparently Ashley Young has scored 56 goals in 122 appearances for Germany.

it's time for Sammy Ameobi to continue his family's legacy.

he did ask Torres to w*nk him off.

someone obviously thought that if they edit that he has signed it will become so.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1354321/Jamie-Redknapp-Joey-Barton-Newcastles-main-man.html#comments some clueless people in the comments section.

either Barton or Tiote, very close call.

did he ever actually exist anyway?

he's always sounded like that in interviews though, I remember the Inside Sport interview he gave about 3 years a go, he seemed so mature and articulate. Then a fortnight later he was arrested for beating random people up in Liverpool. I do think there's evidence to suggest he's managing to control his temperament better this season though, remaining calm in the Diaby incident yesterday and not retaliating when Karl Henry repeatedly fouled him suggest he has turned a corner.

Yes he is an Arsenal fan, I think that's partly why Alan Sugar slags him off so much on twitter. Also partly due to the fact Morgan is a c*nt of the highest order of course.

I did laugh at his hypocrisy in that BBC interview when he disapprovingly talks about Arsenal's lack of discipline.

he must know something we don't re WWE takeover.

I've got a major man crush on him, seriously starting to question my sexuality.

If he doesn't even make the provisional squad then I think the message is clear: he's never going to get recalled. Probably because he had the nerve to question the FA's little darling Frank Lampard last time he was in the squad.

Aye, this one will run and run. Unlike Shola.

still hurting from this.

this is all Andy Carroll's fault.

Barton doing a bit of gardening there

aye me too, a win tonight will ease the pain.

he looks like Shola in a wig.

Barton should revert back to his Arctic Monkeys haircut imo, not quite sure what look he's going for right now.

I heard he was in Shearer's and got barred for bad language and lewd behaviour.

who do I blame for this? I need someone to blame.

we should go for Llorente in the summer.

Elmander would have been a good short term replacement imo, another big strong striker having a good season.

my theory is Carroll's a disloyal c***.