Oakie Doke

Aye, you're right. Forgive me for forgetting how pivotal this thread is to life as we know it. You are forgiven.

it's probably just wind.

this isn't Friends Reunited. It's the Lookalike thread. Now post a lookalike that we can all see and relate to or get out.

it doesn't help he's wearing a shirt 4x too big.

Nolan, Smith and Jose would get totally F'd in the A. I bet Campbell's got some proper dance moves.

Ben Arfa's got lovely, fluffy hair.

Grandad says it's our little secret.

I thought this was the year of the tiger?

that was really just the abridged version. I'm gonna start on the novel itself some time tomorrow, I might give you a taster this time next week. I can't give too much away but let's just say there's a twist at the end when I turn the tv on and see the scorer was infact Adam Johnson, not Andy who the reader thought it was all along. alright I've already said too much, no more questions!

'Samuel' Ameobi is clearly just Shola in a comedy wig trying to restart his mess of a career.

Jonas looks sexy as f*ck, as always.

I asked a girl at work who scored England's goals cos I didn't know and she said Andy Johnson got one. Andy Johnson I said? Are you sure? Yes, she said. I said I was amazed he was even in the squad. She said he was really good and also scored against Bulgaria. Are you sure you don't mean Glen Johnson? I asked. No, she said, getting quite cross now. So I left it there, sensing her annoyance. When I got home I saw the goals on the BBC and realised she meant Adam Johnson, not Andy. True story.

the monkey's doing some sort of gangster hand gesture as well. Westsiiide.

what a strange guy.

the whole Peter Ramage era.

we should make a banner of that quote with a picture of Pancrate smiling, iin case he ever needs inspiration.

Perch looks kind of how Ali G would look if Ali G was actually black, and shaved the goatee. http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/05/article-1278345275129-0A54E8FE000005DC-513344_636x300.jpg

I forgot about Lovenkrands, he has a certain Daniel Craig-esque appeal.

post a list. or are you gay?

he has a lovely smile.

5 Jonas 4 Xisco 3 Williamson 2 Carroll 1 Vuckic women seem to like height

I hope we sign Ricky van Wolfswinkel for his name alone.

that will happen,as will tiote for smith. its a question of whether to do it a week on saturday. should be done gradually

he has better dress sense than Obafemi.

Taylor is barely 6 2. (Also would never have put HBA at that height though, would have said 5 7 tops_) me neither, I was pleasantly surprised to see he was that tall. barely 6'2 is still taller than most.