Oakie Doke

I agree with what they're saying about Wembley, the atmosphere is sh*t.

can't believe how different he looks now compared to just a few seasons a go.

Capello out tbh.

I've got nothing against Barry himself, I'm more perturbed by the fact Capello keeps picking him when you could name plenty of people more deserving of a call-up.

as much as watching him crush a few French defenders would make my evening more entertaining, I'd rather he didn't play and was definitely fit for Bolton.

yep, shame Ryan Taylor's injured.

No-one seems to know exactly how tall Carroll is. I've seen him described as anywhere between 6'2 and 6'5!

I'd love to see Carroll get together with Cheryl. Not because I want to see her get beaten up but because they could be the biggest celebrity geordie couple since Ant & Dec. although I am pretty sure Ant does beat Dec.

oh yeah I forgot about that.

I can see Carroll and Agbonlahor being pretty good together.

we're gonna lose!

couldit be the beginning of something beautiful?

I do kind of feel sorry for him, it's like he can't help it. He just has an uncontrollable urge to punch people.

the media reaction to this has been over the top but also to be expected. This is Joey Barton afterall, they've been waiting for him to slip up for a while. I wonder if he would have got an England call-up tomorrow if he hadn't done this? We'll never know.

yeah Hansen had a bit of a nightmare tonight. Usually a good pundit.

the only positive to come from tonight was another goal for the big AC.

I didn't think it was that bad tbh.

Disappointing but you can't win them all.

I love you, Andy Carroll.

what a horrible match.

same.

I'm so bored of Blackburn beating us.

Eh? he could have been on holiday to the Greenland. That would probably make him pale.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/nov/08/joey-barton-fabio-capello-andy-carroll Capello should call up Barton, Carroll, Dyer, Bowyer and Jermaine Pennant to play France and have Bob Marley-Bad Boys played over the loud speakers as the teams walk out. Whatchu gonna do when they come for you?