Oakie Doke

Fast with inconsistent end product. Like a lot of African players really. Like a lot of players from every single region of the world. but mainly Africa.

Xisco loves him already. NO NEED.

MY EYES!

this time things will be different, and you're gonna see-ee.

I'd LOVE to have him here though.

SIGNED!

I give it 2 weeks max before he knocks Calderwood out.

beautiful teeth.

Newcastle 0 - 1 Stoke, a preview of next season.

some impressive facial hair coming through there

I hope we SEA some more signings

we already had him didn't we? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8xz7PYaNcsM/SN1Rr7s9jcI/AAAAAAAAAP0/EV01ybao788/s400/Emre%2BBel%C3%B6zo%C4%9Flu.jpg

I might get that just for the Ali G thing. WESTSIIIIDE

I'm pretty convinced that Sami Khedira is Milan Baros.

you obviously haven't seen much of him then. I know how the feel re: a poor Webb decision. It hurts. he's still a very good referee. Not in my opinion. you obviously haven't seen much of him then.

I know how the feel re: a poor Webb decision. It hurts. he's still a very good referee.

all in all Webb had a very good game, it's a shame that his one possible mistake is going to be scrutinised.

possibly, he's 6 ft 3.

is Chris Moyles doing any commentary?

I'll be supporting Holland. Hope the Webbmeister General has a good game.

I said not bad. Games have generally been boring, vuvuzelas annoying as hell and refereeing below standard. But it is still the World Cup, and it's hard not to be excited by that. Probably the worst of my lifetime though, considering I was only a few months old when Italia 90 was on.

I'm supporting them, behind England.

Mexico defender Paul Aguilar http://www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk/gallery/data/694/Justin_Berfield_-_Rock_The_Kasbah_July_2007_MITMVC_.jpg Reese from Malcolm in the middle http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2K3u8hNRHnY/SmYgGPg7abI/AAAAAAAAALU/6OHDD4DBMcw/s320/PAUL-AGUILAR.jpg

I would remind Wayne Rooney that he promised Matchman he'd bring the trophy back.