Oakie Doke

yeah for some reason I really like it when English players sign for foreign clubs. For instance I used to dislike Matt Derbyshire but since he signed for Olympiakos I'm in full support of him!

they could just be the faces of Garry Coleman, Nani, Terri Hatcher and a random skull.

I like it but then I do have very poor taste.

it's times like this when I'm glad I've got no friends who can text me. I knew one day it would pay off!

I don't care for the French.

Apart from Given, Milner, N'Zogbia, Dyer & Parker as well as our money back on Rozehnal, Faye & Emre in the past two years. shup.

well if he does go at least we'll make a profit on him, it's not often we can say that.

Vialli probably started the texts in the hope it would all come true. A bit like when Tony Adams announced himself as Celtic's new manager.

you mean workers who'll give things a go ? no I mean players I've never heard of before and assumed were sh*t.

oh lord SU-SU-SUDIO! oh wrong song sorry

tbh looking at the standard of player that the other championship clubs are buying has filled me with confidence, which will surely just maximise my disappointment somewhere down the line.

Glauber could be worth a go.

eh?! is that a wind up? you know we had Butt, Nolan and Duff in our midfield last season dont you? sorry I've made some not very good posts recently which I can only apologise for. :-[

they were all worse than Souness.

Get the f*** out of my thread. I'd go as far as saying we've failed to replace him.

it's not much better than the side we had last season, if at all. If Allardyce was the manager they would have scraped 16th.

he's already got a cap for Northern Ireland.

is he gd?

Souness wasn't actually that bad.

I'm pretty sure he has his initials on his left forearm, f*** knows what that tribal mess on his right is maybe it's an artistic impression of the tribal mess that was last season?

if it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back.

he'll probably just be a squad player.

I'd rather we gain promotion and I lock Cheryl in my cellar.

it's because Real want supporters who already have a 'Ronaldo 9' shirt from a few years ago to save their money and not have to buy a new one. They're so considerate and it's nice to see a club in this day and age not be so money obsessed and commercialised.

god Ronaldo's so dreamy.