Oakie Doke

Wolves are making some good signings. I think they might be my premier league club next season

he's co-owner of a gay strip club in Marbella.

weight: 12 stone yeah right!

You've posted that a few times now, what is it meant to mean? Michael Owen has three, star-shaped noses. It's an old Cantonese saying, meaning 'mercenary little twat'.

:lol: What the f***!?. When they start putting the scarves on him and everything he looks terrified! And then when it sounds like somebody is firing a gun maybe they're going to sacrifice him after their crop failed. This can't all be for his football ability.

that is ridiculous. I wanna play for them.

"all these players you see infront of you were once good." "but Sam with £18m to spend you could buy several players who are good now" " "

part of me hates him for how little he did when he was here, but I would quite like to see him regain some of his old form, to help England.

yes.

Barton wouldn't have stopped at the window though Barton would have gone over to the car, taken the hubcabs, and then realised there was a girl inside filming him.

nipples are a sign on femininity, so naturally Nile doesn't have them.

he has a pretty good scoring record in every league he's been in, admittedly they're all crap leagues though. Definitely worth trying for him on a free.

and Barton's not beating anyone up. So already a few signs of improvement within the squad.

Darius Vassell to Ankaragücü. Funny to see their fans treating him like a god on SSN.

he does look quite cool there tbf. Better than his gangster phase anyway.

I support all the Italian clubs.

what a scummy thing to do. If Joey Barton had done that... well no-one would be that surprised but it still shows how much of a nob he is.

everyone was raving about him not that long a go.

Derbyshire's a few months older than James Milner so he was probably too old.

Man U should have gone for Joaquin instead

JAN VENNEGOOR OF HESSELINK.

I think he'll probably get to play regularly, develop into a competent Premier league defender and a lot of our fans will regret we let him go.

was Matt Derbyshire even in the squad?

well said.

I find Garth Crooks funny (to laugh at). btw I never realised how much Alexandre Pato looks like Shia Labeouf.