Oakie Doke

what a nob.

his first team talk: you've got to hold and give but do it at the right time. You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line. and so on.

so all this time he's been making the papers for our benefit! I think we've all got some apologising to do.

so many bad kits this year

and 100% keep it real. YAY!!

I'm a cunt - fuck YOU, CUNT one for Barton

what's the point of the 3 other defenders if Ramage is there? Surely that's cover enough.

Ecuador have done really well to actually have a chance of qualifying.

ffs Milner not even on the bench Ukraine are now beating Boratstan btw.

why is everyone going retro? It's so 80s.

at least we know we'll beat QPR next season with Ramage at the helm of their defence.

I hope Milner makes an appearance and Neville doesn't.

I bet the only players who looked upset were Taylor, Harper, Butt and Ameobi. The one's who didn't care are just complete wankers.

does not suprise me one bit I would give anything to have been in that dressing room, with a baseball bat. not surprised he wants to go, he's hardly experienced the best our club has to offer. Good luck to him.

this Asian guy just rang me about loft installation and I asked him if he was interested in buying Newcastle United. He hung up.

I like the idea of a Singapore group cos I like their spicy rice noodles.

I knew it had to be, no-one's that ugly.

he would be awesome in the championship!!!!!!!!!

very sad. RIP

is he any good? Celtic and Rangers wanted him too.

Will be 25 when the season starts and wanted a double number to cover the blankness. No special story I'm afraid. Should have got 69, that would have been WELL funny! lol always gets me that

Hreidarsson would be good if Rangers decide not to sign him.

maybe Everton and Bolton are involved in some sort of competition? Who can get the most fans buying their shirt despite the fact it's absolute cack?

no wonder they're struggling to qualify.

Glenn Roeder taught him everything he knows.