Oakie Doke

what time's that kick-off? shame Maldini's decided not to play.

hopefully he'll come back one day if we ever sort ourselves out.

Yes, I do mean them They weren't MK Dons in the top league though, were they ? Regardless of whether they're a new team NOW, we're talking of what they were THEN o ok, got confused.

I think he's a cock smoker myself. So do I, he's an egotistical c*** who talks s**** to the media all the time, the daft t***. "Cock smoker" LOL "Egotistical C*** who talks s**** to the media" Which chairman doesn't ? You have to hand it to him - with Wigwam's attendances, like Wimbledon, totally dependent on visiting fans, and also like Wombles, they are a Div2 in the Prem, to be honest. Yet they stay there comfortably while we are in the Chumpionship. Says it all. He's done well with little while our chairmen have created a horror show from a LOT do you mean MK Dons? Wimbeldon are in the Blue Square Prem.

we would have definitely stayed up if Barton hadn't got suspended

Theres a Sheffield club thats older, I believe. Still going too. Not Wednesday or United either. Did anyone see that bloke with the c.u.n.t around his head by the way ? you watched Sex With Strangers too?

he'd have to take a massive wage cut, which won't happen. I'm sure he'll find someone in the Prem that wants him (Big Fat Sam).

Deportivo really must love us considering the amount of money we spunk on their players.

he's the player who really personifies our season. Shit.

we've also got that Soderburg guy or is he not very good?

whatever success he has he'll still be a Geordie achieving that success for Sunderland, and if he fails miserably it will just be funny. It's win-win!

and he had been abstinent for so long as well

hope not

he played in the same team as Emre. Surely he's used to it by now?

wasnt that Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei He once bought and donated a state-of-the-art team bus to Newcastle United but stopped the order when Kevin Keegan quit as manager. so he's a fair weather fan

Man City are annoying.

I think he'll stay, seems like quite a loyal guy.

I want him to stay at Swansea where he can keep working on his Welsh accent.

"we're all splendidly upbeat regarding our performances".

bumbaclarts?

"this time next year we'll be millionaires, Derek" "err Mike, you were a billionaire not that long a go"

wait until these arabs buy us and then we probably will sign Messi and Kaka [/sSN-interviewed Newcastle fan]

stealing Ranger's thunder

Dutty finish.

what a boring game