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Telegraph reporting that Maureen will be appointed as Man Utd manager next week.

What's the Mata Pards!?

Martial and Rashford wearing Ronaldo's old France '98 boots, class.

Murphy can do one by the way. Fellaini's been one of Man Utd's better players over their cup run.

They've not been that bad like. Palace have more or less parked the bus and they simply haven't made any of their openings count yet.

2-2, Hibs equalise. Been a good game this!

Daniel Agger linked in Marca apparently.

According to the Secret Footballer, Norwich are not in a good place financially. Firesale incoming.

Problem with Carroll is that he needs service from wide areas in order to be effective. England don't play with orthodox wingers anymore and, even out of the current crop, Milner is the only one who stands out as someone who can cross the ball with any quality. Too unsuited to the current system IMO.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ayoze-perez-responds-talk-him-11339160 Making noises about staying on.

25 apps in all competitions.

to us? No sorry, Rangers from what I saw, just asking could he be an option? Absolutely. He's a class above the Championship, let alone the SPL. Would think he'll have plenty of PL clubs willing to take him on loan mind.

Is the right answer.

Why the Milner hate? He's been class for Liverpool since Klopp took over.

Delph, Rashford and Barkley/Wilshere will be facing the chop out of that lot IMO.

Well deserved.

Class today. Shame he couldn't get on the score sheet, looked desperate for a goal.

That's a shocking tackle to be fair.

Extenuating circumstances to be fair. Oscar Garcia, who they brought in originally to replace Sannino, resigned weeks into the job due to a heart condition. Then there was the admittedly bizarre 'non-appointment' of Billy McKinley after the Pozzos had a sudden change of heart and sacked him after a day. Jokanovic was then in charge for most of the season but allegedly demanded an obscene pay rise for getting Watford promoted - the Pozzos promptly told him to jog on. So yeah, the 3-4 manager thing looks worse than it is IMO - Garcia and Jokanovic would've stayed on for longer if the Pozzos had their way.

The one thing you need in the Championship is a little bit of quality, the standard's generally crap. Our current squad of bottlers would walk it. I think if you look at the teams we put out in promotion season - especially the first half of it -you'll agree that we basically had a team (with exceptions) of grafters with hints of quality. In attack, especially, you won't get anywhere unless the quality is compounded with experience and a pair of bollocks. It's not like the Premier League. Defenders in the football league will f***ing eat Mitrovic alive, for example. yep totally agree the people who say Mitrovic will be a beast in the championship need to give their head a shake. The clogger centre half will eat him up for breakfast look at the championships top strikers recently Deeney, ings,Vokes,Rhodes,Austin,Vardy, Wilson,Oghalo, Gray all of these absolutely streets ahead of mitrovic he will struggle like f*** in the division imo need to get rid of him asap How many goals have Vokes, Gray, Wilson and Rhodes scored in the Premier League like? Mitro, for all his faults, has got 8 in a shite team and hasn't started every game this season, being benched for McClaren's first couple of games and obviously for much of Rafa's recent spell. He's also only 21.

Allardyce played for the Mackems as well didn't he?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3583069/Rafa-Benitez-STAY-Newcastle-club-relegated-Championship-Spaniard-change-heart.html

The club's also set to miss out on the most lucrative TV deal in English football to date because of Charnley's incompetence.

'Unlikely' to be leaving if the club gets relegated according to the Chron. Farcical.

Jagielka and Stones Would rather just use Dier as an emergency CB over those two.