Fenham Mag

His best work yet - some corking references. Ned Flanders

If we are serious about staying up we need to be making moves now for players to join on January 1st. We'll no doubt leave it till last day of the month (if that!) and have any new players miss 4 crucial Premier League games.

I really do think the UK should embrace the term 'Soccer' as it does seem 'Football' is fast becoming associated with far right fascists.

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How glorious would it be if he lost it all.

I do like Andy's impression of Dominic Littlewood.

Surely that is bullshit, no way is Old Trafford full to capacity each week.

Little song for him, Fabian Shar do do do do do do do Fabian Shar do do do do do do do Fabian Shar

Would say Diame is comfortably PL standard.

Heard it all now - Umbrella being used for its sole purpose is weird

Exciting.

I was hoping Sterry would get a chance to shine if his injury was as bad as first feared. He'll have to make do with the Caribou Cup.

Fucking relief.

Maldini.

BBC might stop showing the goal now.

Sterling

That's not from a reliable source.

Time for these journalists to stand up and speak for us.

£5m is equivalent to £500,000 in 2001 which bought you Wayne Quinn.

It'll be a success if we don't sign one and keep ahold of Lascelles. Perfect PR by those cunts.

Mats Selt tbh.

For Ashley, I think it's a simple equation of - we finished 10th last season so I don't need to invest this money into the club. He's sadly mistaken and does not and will never understand how football works.

Let me guess, Mick Martin and his cronies?

Away kit decent too.