Pilko

It's official, Fergie is senile.

Come on, some concrete news might be nice.

Is he reliable?

Won't be long before news breaks that Skirge has taken them all hostage or something.

This place would explode if Keegan came back.

Come on, this has to be an end. It has to be.

Crumb of hope.

Malaysian Mayonaisse Merchants?

Hopefully Owen will end up like the bit when Krusty crashes his plane. Very appropriate that as well, because what happens to Krusty when he jumps out of the plane? Boy, I'm good.

Llambias: "That concludes the tour. Please visit the gift shop on your way out where you can buy a pencil for 60p, some Newcastle shower gel and deo for £6, a signed, printed shirt for £60 and the ownsership of the football club for £60m."

I walked through there at about 5pm, where were yous?

He deserves a punch in the cunt for wearing that outfit.

Aye saw that, interesting stuff. Look North said there were BBC reports? They are the BBC. That's what they said. "reports from the BBC today"

I know someone but he won't like it.

Decent signing as backup tbf.

Godsmark? Thought he was released?

Look North just said that there was BBC reports of Llambias showing a Malaysian consortium around SJP today.

We should get James McQuillian in to put a leash on these people who spunk money up the wall.

We're easily the biggest attraction in the league, and tbh I think many of us expected to be all over the TV. Plus, it gives them more of a chance to show the "Newcastle relegation montages" from last year they'll have spent all summer perfecting. I wonder if they'll stop showing our games if we start winning all the time? Interesting question that imo.

Reading on SKY? Get in. That's two of our matches I can watch whilst on holiday, meaning I'll probably only miss one. Belter.

Dead ringer for AC:

Every kick of it massively mattering to someone presumably. It's gonna move! The giants of Red Team take on the titans of Blue Team, making them both seem normal sized...

Yeah, ofc it is

How the fuck is that second article a "picture special"? There's only two images on the whole thing!

Every kick of it massively mattering to someone presumably.