Pilko

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!

Boooooo. Green did really well there to make those first two saves.

This is fantastic.

Class header.

Yeah, I agree. Don't understand the slagging him off on here, he's been very effective tonight.

Heskey can do pretty much everything but score.

Was brilliant, I agree. Good firm header by Stevie G La also. This is looking so easy.

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Really, he's not a fullback you say Clive? That's only the fourth fucking time in 13 minutes you've told us that.

Watch Lennon's hands when he runs with the ball, mince-tastic.

Clearest pen you'll ever see.

Penalty...

Was quoting what Slaven Bilic had said wasn't he? I thought so too, but lets not get in the way of some fantastic Clive bashing. Carry on, Wullie.

Sing Wayne you disrespecting little twat. Have a shave while you're at it.

What is that based on? In 19 seasons on professional football he has scored double figures 4 times, only one of those in the past NINE years. Well past it these days tbh He's probably pompey's best striker tbh. Which is the reason that I, and many others, have tipped them to really struggle this year.

A little bit imo. As much as I hate the wankfest against Rooney from any media outlet at all, he's been scoring for fun (okay, not in midweek) at international level of late.

I guess we'll see about Piq then. Kanu could maybe do a job as a substitute this year. Thing is, Utaka, Tommy Smith and Danny Webber are not Premiership standard strikers, all of them are dump. I couldn't say whether I think they'll stay up or not, but as things stand I think it'll be close, they'll be bottom five without a doubt. Just remains to be seen whether they're the right side of the line after the final whistle of the season.

Good, that's a good decision from Capello. Heskey always has a very good game (without scoring, usually) and Defoe is currently doing well as a substitute. Why change that? SWP was shit the other night and Lennon looked far better, I think Lennon with Beckham as sub is a good choice for our right side. Just a shame the bloke who plays behind him can't defend one bit.

Frederic Piquionne, Kanu, Tommy Smith, Danny Webber and John Utaka. Goals galore at Fratton Park this season! Kanu is class and will help them stay up. Piquonne is decent and will socre some. Utaka I don't get. Sometimes he looks very quick, other times he run likes he pregnant. I'm not saying Kanu's rubbish as such, just he'll be on a pension in a few years, his legs are shot. Piquonne has looked shite thus far, and Utaka IS shite, trust me.

Frederic Piquionne, Kanu, Tommy Smith, Danny Webber and John Utaka. Goals galore at Fratton Park this season!

ITV. *groan*

Hughton and Shola double act of awards would be amazing

3-0 win. Rooney, Plumpard penalty and an own goal.

Of course, he could be the wanker from Deal or No Deal, and be Noel Edmonds.

No, it was just his brain. A comment like that suggests he had one in the first place.