Pilko

If that is the case, then by my logic Geremi actually died several years ago.

Would love him to get a cap.

Countless bust-ups at Watford, one apparently where he punched Aidy Boothroyd. Even if he is being a twat etc. you don't punch your boss man. I'll raise you him starting on Dean Windass at a team-bonding exercise. And also being banned from the England vs Jamaica friendly (pre-WC06) for breaking curfew and going on the lash (I think?)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oTTEygsGrkE/SYdbq7CqIQI/AAAAAAAAAiw/EBE_8jItUtk/s320/blurst.jpg It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?!?!

I can imagine a serious consortium loaded with cash turning up at location and waiting for Ashley to arrive, only for him to slide into the room wearing his white shirt, socks and briefs ans singing into a toilet brush like that scene out of Risky Business.

Viduka at about one quarter of his full tilt "when he can be arsed and when he's fit" would tear this league a new arsehole

So everyone? That's what I was thinking.

Nope, it's happened at Man U for years. Most commonly with Giggs, in Wales' qualifying games.

Loads of Man United players get those injuries, usually the medical is before an international match and then they're fighting fit for the league game the next week. I think it's called "Fergietightarse-itis".

I didn't disagree with you fwiw. Hughton is probably clever enough to realise "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".

Right, thats about it for any hope I had of a club sale this year then. Never mind.

Harper Simpson S.Taylor Coloccini Enrique Barton Guthrie Smith Jonas Ameobi Lovenkrands

Vetere Halom McMenemy Nielsson Longoria Busy scouting Kezman at the moment.

Actually, I saw that appearance (Possebon) on Eurosport. They were playing some Swedish team (Elfsborg I think) in the Europa League qualifiers and that ex-Portsmouth lad James Keene got a pair for the Swedes. Possebon indeed looked totally shit and was correctly removed for serving up 34 minutes of bugger all.

Rose will be the winger most likely, or at least that's what I reckon the paper is getting at. Having said that, I always thought Rose was an out and out striker until GG said otherwise.

Four players on the bench. Aye, righto.

I hope we steer well clear of Marlon King, I don't want that little shit causing trouble in the apparently tight-knit group.

1. kanu 2. kanu 3. kanu

Spurs sign former West Ham goalie Jimmy Walker? just on the SSN caption bar at the bottom. Wasn't he playing in the lower leagues or something after he left West Ham?

Parky, your unfounded negativity is beginning to bore me.

WORST. THREAD. EVER. http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/comic%20book%20guy.jpg

550 pages is a canny landmark. Maybe the sale will be announced then.

He's better than anyone Chelsea could sign.

If he suggested Zamblera then it's probably for the best that he's fucked off to Swansea.