Pilko

Smith on the right?

GEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fulham are actually only 6 points above the relegation zone. Bit of a sobering point.

Only PREMIER LEAGUE side - Derby County have as well. [/pedant]

Lawro thinks we'll draw, Martin Keown thinks we'll win.

Didnt hear what he said but I am guessing he is trying to suggest that Gerrard has been a class above everyone else in a white shirt ? Said he's been a key part of England's team, and basically that it rubbish to suggest Gerrard hasn't produced for his country. Haha, he can't be serious.

Jack Collison or Mark Noble would be excellent, considering West Ham's financial state.

I've promised all my mates if we go down that next season we'll do Bristol City, Plymouth, Cardiff, Southampton (!) and Swansea away.

Are we fuck. It becomes more likely, but it's not over until it's over.

upped through desperation. come on!

Taraabt went to QPR as well.

Because as the famous song goes... One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy Five for silver, six for gold, Seven for a secret never to be told, Forty-eight for a draw, forty-nine for a loss Fifty proves that Decky's theory is toss

The first game is this Sunday btw and that's the most alarming thing - we're a couple short for that.

Or this (old): http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/columnists/3pm/2009/01/12/newcastle-flop-xisco-has-had-his-chips-at-the-club-literally-115875-21034871/ Fixed.

I reckon you could.

You're normally quicker off the mark than that, GM.

This

If we go down, he'll be a hugely important player. If not, he's a decent enough squad player who has room to improve - if he doesn't, we'll get a decent fee for him.

It gets better: Priceless.

He musn't be aware of who the gaffer is then.

Half time at Craven Cottage, Fulham still lead from Dempseys early goal.

Come on, it's not Premier League football you don't really need to be that fit, it's 11 a side as well so not as intense as 5 a side. Sure you're out? Can just confirm what Greg said there, I hadn't played 'proper' football in a good month beforehand, and had hardly any fitness. Still managed the 90.

I've never seen Lampard hit a shot sweetly ever before, like Gerrard always does in those cuntish late winners. He always seems to scuff it, or they take a deflection and the ball lucks its way in.

The commentator has wet himself I think. WOW!!! A GOAL IN A LIVE TELEVISED ITV CHAMPIONS LEAGUE GAME!!!

That was a goal. Ul Chelsea.