Pilko

Crouch named as a sub again for Spurs. What does he have to do to get a league start, apart from butchering Robbie Keane with a blunt knife of course?

Hull give 18-year old defender Liam Cooper his debut.... at Anfield.

Thanks a lot Elma.

I quite like it for away games, can spend the day watching the scores come in then watch our game in the evening. Yeah, I agree.

Deacon Blue isn't it? Dignity. Really? christ. Really can imagine Hughton listening to a lot of Al Green, stuff like that.

I wonder what music Hughton puts on in the dressing room?

Makes sense about the appointment of Hart, then. Cheap option.

And Tomas Radzinski.

The last time I did one of those "I have x pence left, might as well put a silly one on" I think I was two late goals away from just shy of £100, for under 50p's worth of bet, can't remember how much exactly

How long is that likely to be?

It depends though, whether he's coming close to scoring or not even looking like scoring. Ranger has looked pretty good for a lad of his age in the games he's played in, but barring that late header cleared off the line at Bloomfield Road he hasn't even looked like scoring for us

What I went for too.

Aye, could tell that just from the boots.

Women commentators are total dump, shouldn't happen. Jonathan Pearce has gone downhill since his Robot Wars days

Am I being whooshed, is Butt really doing Hole in the Wall? He'll probably be on strictly come dancing as well doing the David Brent dance.

I hope not. Why? Number 9 is a special one for this club, not sure i like throwing it at somebody who will be gone before the Xmas tree It's just a number. Here's some advice: don't ever apply to go on Deal or No Deal. Noel Edmonds would kick the shit out of you if he heard you saying something like that.

And you haven't won any. What's your point?

He's played as a defensive midfielder for Blackburn. Ah really, I never knew that. Still, the formation posted above is a bit unbalanced because a Khiz-Smith partnership would be horribly negative.

Khizanishvili in centre midfield?

The Football section has a funny effect on a lot of posters, it makes them shitter.

Good news. 4-4-2 now please Chris.

No.

You seem quite eager for that to happen, do you want to watch or something? There's no shame in admitting that, I won't judge you. Everyone else will though, they'll call you a massive gayer.