Pilko

Send some desperate PM's to local-based forum members people!

Its an internet forum, you are probably the only one on the entire forum who has friends. speak for yourself

To be honest he looked like a tit just whilst his hair was longish, now he looks like a fucking arsehole with those cornrows.

You managed to get hold of Chris Hoy?

I'd love it if we could swap him for O'Hara and £3m.

We'll just have to play 10-a-side I guess. Not impossible.

Fun Fact: My old GSCE PE teacher was Martin Taylor's best man at his wedding.

If we can whip lots of balls into the box and play well at the back, we'll win easily.

/O\

I've already asked someone but he's unavailable. Maybe we could send hopeful PM's to any members of N-O that might come along?

Did you know they've invented the wheel?

I don't agree with this entirely (in fact, I agree with everything bar the bold) but it's not far from being accurate. He has been good this season, see Villa (h), Man City (h), and cameo's against Everton (a), and Portsmouth (a) when he was excellent. However, Spurs (h), Hull (h) and Sunderland (a) he was dreadful, especially the first two I listed there. But yeah, most people here are over-reacting. It probably should have been 2 years with a third depending on appearances. He scored against Sunderland. Was coming back from injury/didn't have much time against Spurs. Hull was before his "Kinnear Renaissance," and honestly, everyone was s*** then. Shola's been about as good as Shola can be this year. Was what i was going to say. Our best player in the first half at Sunderland. Spurs he was f***ed and went off injured. Which is of course another story.... I agree he's been good, and if you look I've said he probably deserved a contract (albeit not a three-year one). He did indeed score against Sunderland but I personally thought his general performance was pretty poor. Of course, that's just my opinion, we can just discount that match from my argument if you like, because he did score. He has been the best I've seen him for a while though. Far cry from the Shola that played away at Derby. He looked like he was on smack.

I don't agree with this entirely (in fact, I agree with everything bar the bold) but it's not far from being accurate. He has been good this season, see Villa (h), Man City (h), and cameo's against Everton (a), and Portsmouth (a) when he was excellent. However, Spurs (h), Hull (h) and Sunderland (a) he was dreadful, especially the first two I listed there. But yeah, most people here are over-reacting. It probably should have been 2 years with a third depending on appearances.

Aye, Tooj can act like a manager. Mick can be the other one if he's still coming to be the master photographer.

Left. Well, I was going to break your right leg on Sunday, but if you insist I break your left, I can do that too.

Right. Cheers for clearing that up Role Model.

For once, everyone is waiting for Kinnear to come out and say something. Usually, we're all waiting for him to sink into the shadows and shut the fuck up.

Tim Krul. Who's the bloke on Ranger's left? I meant on THE LEFT not Ranger's left.

I'd rather Arteta, a good player who doesnt whore himself about despite his massive talent! Two different players really. Arteta tend to be deployed out wide play maker role providing quality for the strikers. Arshavin tends to play just off the striker in the "the hole" and probably has an all round better game than Arteta. Arsenal would be better off chasing defensive players rather than trying to add to an already more than competent attack. A defender and DMer are on there way this window I find it hilarious how Milan and Barca apparently offered £30m for Adebayor in the summer and Arsene turned them down. The number of chances he misses is unreal. If the likes of a 27-year old Shearer was in that Arsenal team last season, he would have gotten almost 50 goals.

Good ties chosen but I much prefer the BBC for cup ties.

Buy back Alan O'Brien. Boy, was he fast! It's just a shame he couldn't do anything with a football

I always find the whole Arshavin wank-fest a bit odd. Surely if he really was THAT good he would have been spotted about five or six years ago, and not now? He seems to be living off about two good games in Euro 2008 if I'm honest. Still would have him here in half a heartbeat, mind.

Are we going to have a minute's silence for all those banned from the forum before kick-off?