Pilko

My dad is at the game, and he's wearing his ONE DAY, JONAS WILL SCORE t-shirt. Nailed on

My post-match activity will depend entirely on Venkman, as he's my lift home. If he does go for a dirnk I'll just have a Coke or something, I've gotta be up really early on the Monday.

The thing with Guthrie is, he fades quite badly in the second half of games. Especially when he's been booked (like he has already today).

Super save.

Decent penalty shout denied there.

To be fair to Carroll, at least he's getting involved. He's doing more than Viduka did in his couple of starts this season.

ANOTHER old boy ffs, and a Parker assist. Duff straight at Green.

It must be said that for Owen's goal, the run that Carroll made was spot on, and opened up the space for Owen to shoot.

Playing a high line in defence versus Bellamy? Ok.

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I'd love to see Kaz get a start.

You can forget about that. You're still coming to be the official match photographer though?

you can play, get your trainers on! it's either that, or we'll have to bring Mick out of retirement Would he last 90 minutes? No way, he'd be on his arse after about five minutes. I don't think Mick would last very long either tbh

you can play, get your trainers on! it's either that, or we'll have to bring Mick out of retirement

Send some desperate PM's to local-based forum members people!

Its an internet forum, you are probably the only one on the entire forum who has friends. speak for yourself

To be honest he looked like a tit just whilst his hair was longish, now he looks like a fucking arsehole with those cornrows.

You managed to get hold of Chris Hoy?

I'd love it if we could swap him for O'Hara and £3m.

We'll just have to play 10-a-side I guess. Not impossible.

Fun Fact: My old GSCE PE teacher was Martin Taylor's best man at his wedding.

If we can whip lots of balls into the box and play well at the back, we'll win easily.

/O\

I've already asked someone but he's unavailable. Maybe we could send hopeful PM's to any members of N-O that might come along?