Pilko

Just wondering how long it'll be before the inevitable Keith Lard post.

An honest assesment of all of the Mackems buys: Nick Colgan- Don't know anything about him, but someone who was released by Ipswich can't exactly be shithot, can he? Anyway, makes them look silly with five senior keepers (Gordon, Ward, Fulop and T. Carson being the other 4). Pascal Chimbonda - If the figures of £5m that are being banded around are correct then Ramos and Levy must be laughing. Chimbonda is an absolute mercenary who is an excellent physical player, but he's very poor with the ball at his feet and he is lacking in the technical department. Steed Malbranque - Assuming he signs of course, then Malbranque for £5m could be a very shrewd piece of business - here you have a very nippy winger who is excellent with the ball at his feet and scores quite a few goals too. El Hadji Diouf - £2.5m is a good price if maybe a little expensive, Diouf is a decent enough winger without anything that special in his locker. Although he doesn't score even nearly enough goals for an attacking winger or occasional striker. Teemu Tainio - One of those players who never seems to do much, Tainio is a waste of £3m really. If he was a free transfer or for a nominal fee then it wouldn't be as bad, but Tainio never actually seemed to contribute anything whatsoever to the Spurs line-up. Again, good business by Spurs if anything. David Meyler - Brought in to give Keane light sexual favours, yet another crap Irish youngster is bought to fill a place in the reserves.

You heard the man, another 50 pages of horseshit COMING UP!

This thread is like a pack of Netto sausages. About 3% meat and 97% filler.

The home game in March?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3883891,00.html

Rather sketchy naff free Translation:

How come I can't vote Spurs?

Source?

Why? Just showing our hand to our transfer rivals. Also it's no help to our fans if we admit the interest and are unable to conclude a deal for him. It would bring me some inner peace. He'll end up at Benfica Hotspurs though.

Chimbonda signed for Wigan from lower-league FC Bastia, in France. Worse than even NE5's posts, wp.

Was Wallwork. Liking that WBA kit fwiw.

Is the one on the left MaethiS?

The question is: was George? Oh and FAO Dave: I'll take 4hrs.

Most wrong post ever. wp.

I would settle for any bloody signings, this has to be one of the slowest weeks for NUFC in history. We haven't even been linked with many players ffs.

If he's a CB/LB who has similar wages to Ramage, get him in on a one-year deal, if he's decent enough, we can renew his deal, if not, he can gtfo.

Jesus christ, I remember that. The performance of Pattison in that game made me want to cry.

I blame society.

"In Soviet Russia, penis sucks you!"

Thanks for confirming I'm not following you around. Like I said, go away and try to understand the phrase, but if you can't, then stop following me around. As Wullie has pointed out you can't admit when you're wrong. THE. POST. WAS. CRAP. Admit it please, it makes everyone's lives so much easier.

NE5 mate, I responded to your post because it was horseshit.

I just seem to remember you harping on about it the most, NE5. And you don't seem to have grasped the fact that I have read the thread, you are merely commenting on my knowledge of an event of 2-3 years ago now, which has nothing to do with this thread, I was just using it to prove you are talking out of your arse quite frankly. Now, why don't you do another of your page-breaking posts and leave me alone?

Ah well then, that equates to about 1,500,000 Sudanese deaths so 500,000 have just risen from the dead.

Weren't you the one who said Souness was 'a top boss'? Anyway, I know perfectly well what the thread is about thanks, and like to think I'm making a constructive contribution to it.