Pilko

That bloke who used to be Bolton assistant with the funny long name is in caretaker charge - Ricky Sprgazkrfht or something

I've stuck a fiver on Aidy Boothroyd, 40/1 with bluesq. Just get the feeling that it'll be someone fairly young.

Hopefully the new guy will be so clueless he'll play Rade Prica at sweeper and Nyron Nosworthy upfront.

Same here. Could even go a little earlier than that if it was to everyone elses convienence.

Could everyone please state their three preferred positions (anyone saying missionary gets a punch) and also any other suggestions they have for venue, date etc? I'll get Stephen to c+p these into the OP tomorrow. Greg Optimistic Nut Pilko - CF, CM, RW - Reckon either The Parks or Heaton Manor would be the best venue. Stephen927 Lien nufc_kev Nixon robbo_11 Fugazi The Prophet Jawesome buzza cp40 Northerngimp Dr Venkman - CF, CB, RB

That would be excellent, could even do it so you have 11 v 11 for half an hour then swap, for the full two hours. People ain't that fit tbh. Be good to have a crowd I guess and to get to know some of the fellas around the sides. Good shout.

think nufc_kev said he'd play as a goalie, didn't he? and that's something for when we have more people tbh, might be hard to do now.

"They have spent money on a goalkeeper already so I don't think they are going to spend any more," he said. "I'm sure that when Heurelho Gomes gets his confidence back he'll be a very, very good goalkeeper again. :shifty: :shifty: "I wouldn't want to leave Newcastle anyway, I'm very happy where I'm at." 2 out of 3 ain't bad....

Right, you two are going on the same team. For sure. Pleased that this is taking off so well.

Doubt 22 people would know for definite whether they could come for a while yet, due to getting date/venue sorted, and personal circumstances. yeah, your bound to have people dropping out. when we book we should say 22 people, but if there's less i doubt they'd be arsed as long as the money is paid.

Parks has decent facilities though, the changing rooms were decent enough and the astroturf pitches had proper nets in them as well. Heaton Manor a good shout too.

The Parks has outdoor 11-a-side Astroturf as well. It's not bad.

The Tangoed twat with stupid bottle blonde hair.

Might be top-heavy with strikers then, it's literally the only position I'm good at. Thought you said you were a no-nonsense CB anyway Stephen?

most likely to be after the new year. date is up for discussion really.

He's a good player, don't get me wrong, but 95% of his crosses are fucking crap.

he speaks highly of you, especially when you backed him when he took over. Don't try and ruin another thread ffs.

get out.

I'm fairly sure it was a bathroom window that we got Rossi, Sibierski and BernardII through.

Ohhhhhhhhhh maaah dayyyz!

Haha, away fans make up about 80% of the stadiums atmosphere. A further 19% is made from the smog.

Are you sure it wasn't James? Harsh.

to introduce new players, the press room is now set up like the conveyor at the end of the generation game. Rade Prica... Michael Chopra... Teemu Tainio... Pascal Chimbonda... AND... a cuddly toy

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