Pilko

Aye, like when we splurged £15m on Martins and Duff and then ushered the bargain basement aquistions of Rossi, Sibierski and Bernard through the backdoor at the last minute.

Just shut up. Just f*** off Baggio > SUPERTOON if I'm honest.

I hate the game-by-game adverts on Metro radio for tickets. *ROOOOAAARRRRR* Make sure yar at Sint Jamesiz Park on the fourteenth of March te see King Kevin's lads tek on Davey Moyses' resurgent Toffees. Tickets available from the ticcccket office now, or call the ticket office fer ticccckets. *ROOOOAAARRRRR* Newcas-il United, SAAY you wa' there.

When was the last time you posted on these boards without the word "Coloccini" in there somewhere?

I'm sure Maldini has fallen over once or twice?

Rubbish. What an intelligent debate from the man with no opinion on anything. sez it all really

I get the feeling that this season will be a total disaster if we don't sign Coloccini. [/NE5]

hip hip hoo fucking ray

Damien Duff. Enter Wullie, stage right

2 in 2 weeks isnt that encouraging either Dave. We're still going to be very short of quality and quantity come the start of the season. And now with Viduka missing we can expect to see plenty of Ameobi and Smith. I'm not saying things are looking all brilliant and rosy in our garden (like some think I am). It just makes me laugh how people read 'I'm sure in the next two weeks we will see at least two signings coming in' and only seem to notice 'two signings'. I wish everyone was like you, Dave.

Maybe we should put Skirge in charge of doing all of our fkn transfers...

If the bid had been made public the day we'd submitted it, some people's heads would have fallen off by now. In your case then, shame it wasnt

If the bid had been made public the day we'd submitted it, some people's heads would have fallen off by now.

It's the only thing that's keeping sicko2ndbest posting. Do it now.

Because all the staff at Sky are preening tossers?

a very fair unbiased critique of their signings, well put I like to think I've made a difference.

I'm worried to be fair. They're signing Spurs players and we've not beaten them for ages. thought we slapped them last season? I think that Wullie was being sarcastic, the devil.

Never would have happened in the old testament. The lord is my Shepherd. He managed to feed 52,000 with only loans and wishes.

Just wondering how long it'll be before the inevitable Keith Lard post.

An honest assesment of all of the Mackems buys: Nick Colgan- Don't know anything about him, but someone who was released by Ipswich can't exactly be shithot, can he? Anyway, makes them look silly with five senior keepers (Gordon, Ward, Fulop and T. Carson being the other 4). Pascal Chimbonda - If the figures of £5m that are being banded around are correct then Ramos and Levy must be laughing. Chimbonda is an absolute mercenary who is an excellent physical player, but he's very poor with the ball at his feet and he is lacking in the technical department. Steed Malbranque - Assuming he signs of course, then Malbranque for £5m could be a very shrewd piece of business - here you have a very nippy winger who is excellent with the ball at his feet and scores quite a few goals too. El Hadji Diouf - £2.5m is a good price if maybe a little expensive, Diouf is a decent enough winger without anything that special in his locker. Although he doesn't score even nearly enough goals for an attacking winger or occasional striker. Teemu Tainio - One of those players who never seems to do much, Tainio is a waste of £3m really. If he was a free transfer or for a nominal fee then it wouldn't be as bad, but Tainio never actually seemed to contribute anything whatsoever to the Spurs line-up. Again, good business by Spurs if anything. David Meyler - Brought in to give Keane light sexual favours, yet another crap Irish youngster is bought to fill a place in the reserves.

You heard the man, another 50 pages of horseshit COMING UP!

This thread is like a pack of Netto sausages. About 3% meat and 97% filler.

The home game in March?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3883891,00.html

Rather sketchy naff free Translation: