Pilko

Willock and Jebbison 2+ SOT 24/1 Shelvey and Egan carded 27/1

Would be class to see 'Frank Lampard's Crystal Palace' go down next year like, all for that.

Tim Ream & Tuanzebe card double 55/1

Hourihane and Dike to score, Woodrow card 110/1

Janelt and Cook cards 28/1

Thiago/Yokuslu 21/1 C.Jones/R.Williams 66/1

Cheers.

Missed the first half hour here... can anyone tell me if Fabio Silva's SOT was in or out the box? Got a mad longshot on.

Hojebjerg and Semedo 22/1

Ramsay shot on target shy of nearly £300 there, he had a couple blocked as well. Still a good start to the day.

Card double up Need Zaha and Ramsay shots on targets for a clean sweep.

Benteke would probably be the best player in the world if he was on a 2 month rolling contract.

Ward and McGinn cards 25/1 Zaha 2 SOT, Ramsay & McGinn 1 SOT 55/1

Get in

Howay the VAR

That's not a Morgan og is it

He doesn't have the basic grasp of Latin required to work there.

Kante/Ndidi 20/1 Jorginho/Evans 20/1 400/1 quad Ziyech & Iheanacho 3+ total shots each, 2+ SOT each 23/1

Paddy Power. Same bet on B.Reid is 23/10 on Coral

Anguissa SOT and card 21/1

Just saw that, insane price. Doubled with Ings for 54/1.

Armstrong and Cavaliero 2+ SOT 80/1

Cork and Dallas carded 40/1 Vydra and Raphinha 2+ SOT 18/1

As a Newcastle fan I'm always delighted to lose games 4-3 and find this kind of game infinitely preferable to winning 1-0. Good show Brucey, good show.

Shearer must have kicked his awful ginger head canny hard for it to still be addling his brain all these years later.