Pilko

Hope he's sticking around afterwards to explain the latest soft Liverpool pen/decision they'll inevitably get against Leicester.

how the fuck can it be a penalty if it's outside the box?

What a steaming pile of shite. Pissing away a really positive season with these limp dick performances. Trippier and Bruno particular want to hang their heads after that.

If this is what you get for £40m nowadays the Saudis are going to turn on a serious money hose this summer like.

Are we allowed to criticise Trippier yet? Fucking dogshit.

We've shit the fucking bed

Fuck off

Gordon played that ball way too late

Watch them not give this.

Won't be a red cos it's us.

Absolutely no protection offered to our players today by that cunt Hooper. Someone should give him a kick in the shins every 2 minutes and see if he can do 90 minutes without thinking there's a problem.

Get in Popey!!!

Bruno looking more and more like a spent force this season. I hope he is playing through an injury because if he isn't there's a hell of a rabbit off the way he's playing.

Almiron right wing is angering me more. His purple patch feels like a distant memory, he's an absolute limp dick.

Are you having a fucking laugh Trippier? That's pathetic

Burn is fucking shite

Wonder if we'll start the two strikers again.

Club should officially change its name to Newcastle Utined Football Club

Those saying it's a "LinkedIn podcast" are spot on. Half expected Barry Homeowner to pop up in his white shirt from The TJ and the Mac.

Starting to think he was the right signing at the wrong time. He's not made any real tangible impact since we brought him in and if we were going to bring a body in last window it should have been someone who could impact centre mid or at least give the current options there a breather. You can see the glimpses and I'm convinced in 12-18 months or so he'll be showing how good he really is, but we probably could have got him in this summer and made a different signing this Jan if it was going to just be the one.

Played like someone perfectly suited to the Europa Connie League there like. Needs to shake it off and get his levels back quickly.

Fuck off Nketiah you little cunt

Get to fuck Bruno. Embarrassing

This has been one of the mos annoying games of football I've watched in a long while. Nowt will drop for us, ref gives every little marginal decision to the away side, our talisman looking like he's half asleep at key moments. Really hope City beat these wankers to the title.