Pilko

Rose playing CB, 7/2 for a card with 365.

Danny Graham player who famously couldn't hit a barn door for these 5 or 6 seasons ago now deemed the man to fire them to League 1 glory. Truly amazing, hope it happens. FYI one of my best mates is a Blackburn fan, said Graham's been canny for them but looks shot to bits now. 3 year deal at Sunlun please.

I promise I'm not saying this just to be contrary or a knob... but they won't give a flying fuck about that, I guarantee it.

We've seen Branthwaite come through at Everton recently with injuries to Holgate and Mina, and get a chance at centre back, and Ancelotti was praising him to the hilt after he excelled in the last game. He's 18 years old. Similarly we've seen Leicester use Luke Thomas at left back recently with injuries to Chillwell and Fuchs and he has done well also at just 19 years old. We never ever seem to have options that can be brought in from the youth teams. It's so ridiculous. Where is the big french centre back, Ludwig Francilette, we brought in in the summer? He's 20 years old, can he not step in for one meaningless game for goodness sake? You just know he'll say "they're not ready and throwing them in like that could really harm them". Whereas having them sit on the bench knowing they'll never get on, watching Emil fucking Krafth play centre half will really help their development and definitely won't completely demotivate them.

Pewar man's Lewcerzade.

Can't wait to see who he shoe horns in there rather than give Watts a try in a meaningless game. My best guess would be Bentaleb

that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard if true

James Beattie played for Blackpool in their Premier League stint too, had no idea

Sean Dyche, who is 10 points and 4 places above Bruce despite spending a fraction of the cash this season, isn't on there.

Olivier Dacourt at Fulham was one that completely escaped my mind.

Hull and Charlton needed to score for £1620. Glad the useless cunts got relegated that's all I can say.

Even John Carver won an away game 3-0 ffs. Against Steve Bruce

Mullins to hoy himself on at left-back and inspire his side to a 3-2 win before dedicating the switch to Pards who he phoned for advice at half time.

Not worth getting worked up about news articles. Nobody knows anything, we just have to have endless patience and wait for an answer.

Why's he delighted? Making the not so difficult assumption that we lose to Liverpool: Newcastle's Premier League record this season: W11, D11, L16 - win percentage 28.95%, 1.16 points per game Steve Bruce's Premier League all time record: W121, D120, L189 - win percentage 28.14%, 1.13 points per game He comes in a shade ahead of his miserable top flight career record so he's "delighted". When you're that shit, you'll gleefully accept any kind of progress.

You'd have to cut someone's cock off with a rusty razor for Alan Smith to think it was a booking like

Early second half red for us and we lose 3-0. Calling it now.

This is enough to turn anyone into a rugby fan.

Confused as to how a game with so little action has seen 3 cards in half an hour

Chelsea were big favourites for this. They weren't, bookies had them better than 2/1 whereas Man U were 13/10 best I saw. Has Brandon Williams won a competition or something? He's pony.

Maguire is shite

Spends too long doing his hair, may as well get Paul Huntington back.

Had 10 on the boost today which was a lovely win. Arsenal were 11/5 to win after 40 mins (1-0 up) and 6/1 to win -1 after about 50-odd minutes. Insane value which made my other shit 3pm picks a distant memory.

Don but not forgotten

fair play, that's absolute outrageous.