Pilko

Marquinhos and Walker 45/1

Nice of the ref to not book Rudiger for that blatant block in stoppage time, and then run over to Chilwell for kicking the ball away and not card him either.

Need 3 Madrid corners and another card each for a ton.

Ah man, Benzema's fucking excellent. Lovely take that is.

Great goal that, amazing composure.

Werner's got to bury that.

Kroos and Mount cards 28/1 Mount and Vinicuis Jr 2+SOT 41/1

Why is Rooney not in that list?!

Tielemans and Eze 2+ SOT at 105/1 if both play.

Be interesting to play these without Ozil being wheeled out for his one good performance a season which always comes vs us. I reckon score draw again, we're good at those. 1-1; Wilson for us.

No way. We draw the Croats and beat the other two IMO

Anyone think Giggs would have been in were it not for his recent misdemeanours? EDIT: A Giggs and a NPW all in one post, I'm off for a lie down and a glass of water.

"We'll go to Peter Walton in a minute so he can agree with the referee for the millionth fucking time this season"

AMN & Elmo cards 33/1

Sky's football pundits are absolutely chronic. Whinging Dawson, Laughing Micah and Thick Jamie - and shite as they are I'm glad not to see Angry Roy for a change. Their excellent cricket and darts punditry teams put this bunch of divvies to shame.

Aye the ref's been pathetic.

If the keeper had stepped aside it goes in, but they won't give that in a month of Sundays.

Dallas SOT needed for £450.

Halfway there...

Burnley have been excellent here, as poor as Wolves have been. Definitely think Dyche belongs in a bracket above your standard 'destroy and exit PFM.

Dallas and Greenwood 2+ SOT 92/1 McSauce and Dallas cards 28/1

is Nuno desperate for the tin tack or something? Wolves look rank.

Dendoncker/Westwood 40/1 Semedo/Cork 55/1

I wonder what it'll take before a manager or players decide to take protest action and refuse to give interviews, walk off the pitch etc? Surely we can't be far away from that, every week there's a blatantly wrong shit decision screwing one team or another over.