Pilko

Surprising turn of events as Manchester United are awarded their millionth pen.

Assuming his four horse accumulator just has an odds on favourite to go?

Would love to post the Guess Who Wins Again after Ashley successfully goes in to bat for us like.

Would be fine as a squad filler/backup but you just know it'll be him, a couple of loans and maybe one £7m priced striker and that's your lot.

If you happened to be playing Arsenal 38 times that season I'd have Drogba over the pair of them

Would very much like to see Masters dragged in with Hastings, Arnott and Fleming to have his bullshit unpicked and exposed, before "Urgent Exit Required" and the Qatari lot swoop in to save him. However, Ted's been onto the Saudis who are one step ahead and gun them all down. Takeover then approved by new the PL Chief Executive, Kevin Keegan.

He's just done it again bet they don't count either the fucking wankers.

Same thing happened a while ago (think it was Rooney SOT for Derby I was waiting for) and the utter cunts never awarded it, despite it clearly heading in without intervention from the keeper.

I hope you're all aware that Stifler is very hard of hearing. His friend actually said "we have signed someone: Barnesy, announcement to be made next week"

I've missed the last 7 or 8 pages. Owt happened since yesterday afternoon?

Anyone else feel like the last season under Rafa we were screwed over fucking loads by shite reffing when there was no VAR, and this season it's barely raised it's head in any of our games? Southampton away was the only match where it was pivotal.

Add Lindon Gooch and Donald Love if they're still there and you've got the cast of a porno nobody wants to see. Donald Does Dallas

I think he'll move from.Notts County this summer. Definitely good enough for league football.

Glad it isn't just me who's noticed your second point there. Every fucking time, talks over the person asking the question before the poor cunt can ask it.

Amanda obviously hasn't been watching if she expects our shithouse excuse of a fanbase to execute any kind of effective protest like.

how fucking small time can you get man.

That's me out then.

New club calendar featuring Steve Bruce's holiday snaps on every page?

The shirt that covers the back rest is an old Adam Johnson 11 one... it's an orthopaedo chair.

He's a big fan of Fray Bentos too. Loves a tinned pie.

They probably haven't been born yet.

Who would have thought playing tiny fullbacks at centre back might leave us vulnerable in the air?