Pilko

Todd Cuntwell

Darlow is a fucking mug isn't he

Super Alan Barnes Super Alan Barnes Super Alan Baaaaaaarnes Putting out his bin Got his head kicked in Super Alan Baaaaaaarnes

McClaren's likeable factor wore off pretty fast for me when every week we'd be absolutely dominated by the other side, get dusted by a clear margin, and he'd stand in front of the cameras and say we were "magnificent" and "play like that every week and we'll be fine".

+1 for the Whitley Massive. I grew up there and it's come along a hell of a lot in even the last 10-12 years. It's a great place to be - loads of nice bars and restaurants springing up all over the place, sea front cleaned up, dome refurbished, shopping centre. When you visit seaside towns elsewhere in the UK there are plenty of utter shitholes that are nowhere near as nice.

Woodsy on TV, Stelling on the radio and more McCoist versus his odd appearances on Amazon Prime - all good moves!

Take it out of petty cash

"providing valuable insight" Otherwise known as being given another platform from which the stupid little cunt can try to constantly be the centre of attention.

Eric makes me laugh though, because, you know, it's his interfering, it's his timing. Going on about giving the captaincy to someone else. What's more important Eric? You, with your captaincy, or some starving children? What would Marcus Rashford say?

I would have thought people wandering round the pubs pre-match with a big bag of cheap meat is fairly commonplace in Chickentown these days.

Few rags today reporting that Simon Thomas is going to replace Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday. Good pick imo

If there's big money on the table for him meaning we then go and secure a priority signing with the proceeds, there's no way he plays today IMO. You'd just have started one of the U21 lads, our lack of available first teamers doesn't really come into it.

Would Maxi really have been risked in the pissing rain at Gateshead today if we were about to get some silly Saudi money for him? Doubt it

Possibly the most anti-NUFC ref of the last 10-12 years I think. You have to go back to early Ashley era and Rob Styles to find someone who fucked us over as many times as Dean did.

Tbf Howe denied all knowledge of Isak when there were pictures of him having a medical done and/or at the training ground whilst we played away at Tranmere I think he'll play it coy and downbeat and all woe is me with the FFP thing simply for the old maxim that has been all too absent in NUFC history - underpromise, overdeliver. Tell us the cupboard is bare and suddenly we make some canny signings, everyone's mentality is better afterwards.

Typical mags copying Sunlin by going 2-0 down to Gateshead first half only to win 3-2, obsessed FTM

Need to bring Adam P on up top to try and nick it.

Need to get some full backs on the pitch here desperately.

£10 to watch that

That is silly money, 42 grand for that

Ooooh don't you know?

Don't mind paying especially when it's to help out a non-league team but fucking hell, a tenner is a bit much like Think they've over-pitched it, reckon at £4.99 they'd sell plenty more.

Because you're viewing my post like there's something missing, like you're looking at it as the jigsaw that it is, but you're viewing it through a keyhole...

Lee Ryder stars in the new reboot of The Singing Detective

Really hope Paully D gets a 90+4 runout off the bench at a massive European ground in one of our CL ties.