Pilko

Spooky, exactly same as me

That fourth goal is possibly the worst goal ever conceded

He gets the ball. How the fuck is that a pen?

Ritchie 2+ SOT 33/1 PP. Insanity

Krafth at CB and Jama a sub? Makes sense

78pts with Stones to go tomorrow. I'd have shaken hands on that if offered it like.

Seems like almost everyone I've spoken to had a win today. Had a corners bet come in to the tune of £150 and cashed an acca for £70/£115 (it would have lost) so a great days work. A late Berge card in this Championship game would get me £200.

I'd say much madder that they've still got Grant Hanley at centre half.

Be better off with Jay Leno in net.

Arsenal are a bag of dicks aren't they

Janelt/White 40/1

"I'll change 'football' for 'shit', please Richard."

Not for us he wasn't. Saved 2 out of 29 in league and cup

Kepa is going to be the cup keeper so more likely to face pen shootouts this season than Mendy, probably worth giving him the practice.

A boring tie that we'll lose. Lovely

General shithouse players, Mbappe incredibly overrated and Neymar a massive cunt.

I wouldn't have been excited at him going to one of those clubs you allude to there, but I'd be a good deal happier just because I hate PSG the most.

Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Man U, Leicester, Spurs Relegation: Watford, Norwich, Southampton Overachievers: Brentford Underperformers: Leeds Top Goal Scorer: Lukaku (25) Break Out Year: Ivan Toney Season to Forget: Raphael Varane PFA Player of the Year: De Bruyne PFA Young Player of the Year: Foden Manager of the Year: Dyche First manager to quit/be sacked: Farke Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson (14) Will Bruce still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Hayden FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Villa EFL Trophy: Wigan

Get ready for the Jeff and Jonjo masterclass. 0-2.

Yeah my perception of Messi was that he'd be a one-club man, with the possible exception of a token season in Argentina when he was 39 and virtually finished. PSG are incredibly easy to dislike and even the presence of Messi doesn't change that for me. EDIT: Wew Nage Panker

This is also the week when we start doing things traditionally, just on the eve of the first match in order to save on wages.

That's made my day that Serie A / BT announcement.

You'd expect it to be reasonably high after 18 months without home games and fewer people on holidays abroad than usual for the opening game. Hopefully the novelty soon wears off for some and Bruceball coupled with worsening weather sees the attendances plunge as we move into winter.