Pilko

'Championship Charismas'

I would have thought Uriah Rennie would have made this list I believe he prefers the name Ice Judge Rennie these days.

I'll be putting them on -1 in all likelihood. Can see a mauling. Sky offering a money back up to 20 quid for losing singles in the 1.50 at Goodwood by the way.

Aye, 60% of teams that go first win apparently doesn't seem that overwhelming guess that's what trials are for btw have they ever trialled anything major that didn't get implemented in the end? Golden and silver goals

You really don't like Scandinavians, do you? The four I chose are all for a reason tbf. Olsson - cheat. That cup game in 09/10 man, what a prick Pedersen - shite for 36 games but always bagged against NUFC Solskjaer - that tackle on Lee Elmander - dirty elbowing cheat Six out of eleven mate. Not that I disagree with them like, especially not fucking Seb Larsson. Oh shit aye! Larsson is self explanatory. Sorensen just for his mackem exploits. Tore Flo only just missed out cos of Djibril Cisse too.

You really don't like Scandinavians, do you? The four I chose are all for a reason tbf. Olsson - cheat. That cup game in 09/10 man, what a prick Pedersen - shite for 36 games but always bagged against NUFC Solskjaer - that tackle on Lee Elmander - dirty elbowing cheat

Premier League Hate 18 Thomas Sorensen Danny Simpson Jonas Olsson Chris Morgan Asier Del Horno Shaun Wright-Phillips Lee Cattermole Seb Larsson Morten Gamst Pedersen Johan Elmander Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Subs: Jens Lehmann, Jack Colback, Djibril Cisse, Pascal Chimbonda, Grant McCann, Adam Johnson, Andy Johnson Quite hard not to include so many mackems like.

And yet he's shown about ten times as much end product as Mitrovic has. Even Perez having a "poor" season last year, he contributed far and away more.

Dangerous idea that IMO

It is strange like, one of Carr's signings having a heart the size of a pea.

He was shite even before that tackle if we're honest.

that's a level of drunken Irish rambling and aggression that Jim McDonald would be proud of.

Town is heaving with Sellick fans this morning like. Loads of people saying hello to them and telling them to stick a hatful past the mackems

The 1-5 would have been 1-9 if Elliot or Darlow were in nets instead of Shay. The 0-6 was fucking hideous, but I would say the worst NUFC performance I've ever witnessed was the Stevenage game under Pards.

Probably helps that Rafa had the balls out on the first day of pre-season, instead of this nonsense where they get them running for a week or two and occasionally play head tennis for 20 minutes at the end to warm down.

Nothing mentioned on the radio commentary that I heard, all the subs seemed to be in big clumps and seemed pre-planned.

Good to see that we're rattling in some goals rather than the usual uninspiring pre-season limp past a League 1 or 2 side

Couple of pre-season goals will do Mitro's confidence the world of good like.

Saivet didn't seem to be 'frozen out' in the way that Riviere, Krul and Lazaar were tbf. He's probably areet backup.

No Lascelles, Darlow or Hanley named tonight.

Be interesting to see what Rafa says after the Bradford friendly re: Samaris and Merino

About time we took advantage of loan/permanent rather than peddling our crap out with it like

Christ, that Mickey Gray pen was almost as bad as some of our efforts at the KC last season.

Sounds like we'll need him if we're to do a bit better in the fundamentals of heading it, kicking it, passing it and making a tackle.

Don't forget "can he play *insert different position we need players in the most*?"