Pilko

No, where are you placing? This is with Sky.

To score 2 or more Crewe, AFC Wimbledon, Accrington, Hull, Oxford - 106/1

Pulisic 2+ SOT from outside the area 150/1

Ake and Azpi 40/1

Shade over £200. Happy days!

Hoejberg/Dallas cards 20/1 Preston, Wycombe, Norwich and QPR to score 2+ goals - 42/1

Changed my bet for Fede and Soyuncu given Evans looks to have done something in the warmup.

Fernandez and Evans 25/1 Willock and Tielemans 2+ SOT 80/1

I'm hoping that if I get full enough of beer and curry after I finish work that I'll fall asleep on the sofa and be able to miss large parts of this inevitable big bust of a performance.

I mean given the roaring success of recent 'Bosmans' such as Mark Gillespie, Andy Carroll and Jeff Hendrick, why wouldn't you want to tap into that rich vein of free talent?

He's had a very good ebening

B365 have started offering limited SOT, shots, passes, tackles etc in Bet Builder. Have gone for a cross match Cristante and Saka card double at 31/1 tonight.

Oh joy, yet another 50% card bet

Havertz and Vinicius Jr 2+ SOT 35/1 Militao and Mount cards 18/1

He must be hellishly good at Dead Space like.

PP, just picked both selections as part of a Bet Builder.

Walker and Herrera cards 18/1 PSG 7+ SOT and 6+ corners 14/1 Zinchenko and Marquinhos 2+ SOT 465/1

Think it'll be a lot more huff and puff than Arsenal, but still without laying a glove on them, get beat by 2 again.

Here we go lads, bonus Dean for 2nd half

That's the kind of deflection you love to see happen against Allardyce.

probably £10 max as well.

Done the exact same shots on target one as you @Wullie - Traore at 17/2 for 2 seemed long.

Cheers, best priced 7/2 on 365

He plays like he's been drinking old fashioneds til late the night before.

That's the fourth time this weekend I've had one half of a booking double fucks sake man.