Pilko

We're time wasting already

Bruce's tactical plan:

Those KFC adverts keep getting worse don't they.

It's just as well Souness speaks so fucking quietly that he's nearly inaudible, because the odd bit my poor ears can pick up is invariably utter shit.

I think 90 mins of "you don't know what you're doing" would be nice

Lallana and Willock 2+ SOT 257/1

£20 on NUFC at 6/1 (used a PP boost token from 11/2) Lascelles SOT 8/1

Gylfi and Walker cards 75/1

Shite day so far. Gundogan and Richarlison 2+ SOT 45/1 for the next.

He's also just criticised the Birmingham fans for flying a plane over saying they want the owner out. "Don't do that with 8 games to go". Presumably they should do it in the close season when nobody's there? Must make sense when your blood is 60% booze and bugger dust.

Barnsley are ruining things today, useless wankers.

I can't ignore that give your form lately

Stuart Armstrong card in the early 12/1. Massive price

380 quid I was on for there, hope Coote gets knob rot.

Viduka. Proper classy player, shame we got him when he was over the hill & knackered. That end of season run under KK he was unplayable.

Huge that, have taken the single and bundled with Lemina at 66/1.

Hartlepool might need a new left-back in a few years, someone needs needs put them on early alert.

Raphinha and Lookman 2+ SOT 15/1 Reed and Phillps cards 24/1 Raphinha and Lookman to score, Reed and Phillips cards 300/1

The game's moved on 16 years since then and we've still got one of these total fucking imbeciles who don't believe in tactics

Tabloid writers drafting their "got out of jail" headlines as we speak.

Steven Davis and Harry Maguire bookings double 19/1

Man U, Villareal, Ajax and Rangers win/btts, £5 returns just under a bag of sand.

(Slightly NSFW)

Savic card and Havertz 2+ SOT 26/1 (if both start)

Teams bottom of the form pile beating those at the top, fuck off.