Pilko

Kenedy won't start like. Not a chance he does.

Yep, agree. Burnley are our latest bogey team.

Basically a 2010/11 vintage of Lovenkrands. An absolute non-event of a player at this level.

Chelsea have been in first gear all game and still given us a pasting. We're luckless, gutless and clueless and I'm so fucking bored of it. FYI I'm not blaming Rafa, this is 100% Ashley's fault.

Bangs in a hatty today and adds a few million to his price tag.

And so the sarcophagus opens...

In one's weakest moments... you can sometimes, find some strength... if you...

Quite like the McTominay kid.

Wonder if he'll get a farewell five minute trundle about on Sunday?

Why not? As it stands, he never even makes the bench despite us being chronically goal shy. I'd hazard a guess that Rafa rates Ted Striker more than he does Mitrovic the striker.

Check out Newcastle United's new number 9 Dwight Gayle if you get the chance. Signing of the summer.

Seems awfully early for us to start making actual bids like. Strange stuff.

So there's a lot of serious allegations which could ruin the reputation of our academy, and a golden chance to rid ourselves of a crap, unpopular coach - so what do we do about it? http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/93/38/77c086be4c19bc07e0f7b3cb9abd98aa.gif

I reckon Chelsea will sell in the summer, they blatantly won't ever use him as owt more than a fringe player.

We'll sign absolutely nobody, and I don't know why anyone would get their hopes up and expect us to.

Great news for us. Absolute divvies calling the shots upstairs at Vicarage Road.

He's shit like. Plays the opposition attackers onside way too often.

Even though we rarely get absolutely scuttled under Rafa, just cos of the bad takeover news I reckon this will be a heavy defeat. In a similar vein to the match after Allardyce got the bullet, I think we'll get to HT at 0-0 then proceed to lose 5 or 6 nil.

If I had the power to eliminate two human beings on earth I think I'd kill Ashley twice.

We're fucked

The geezer at PA sport has a lisp. "Green light given for free signings"

Man U 2+ goals, Man U 6+ corners, Stoke 3+ corners and Stoke 30+ booking pts at 10/1

66 with Lindelof and Rashford to play. Pretty decent.