Pilko

Howay Paully, post your bloody bets then!

I'd play Diame alongside Shelvey and Perez off Murphy. Gayle as a sub if he's apparently fit enough.

I'm starting to think that a dummy in a wheelchair would be more effective as a centre forward.

I'd take a draw. Huddersfield we need to beat, just avoid defeat here please.

he's 'tried and tested' in the same way that battery acid is a 'tried and tested' face paint remover.

Krul to miss the next 2 months due to Repetitive Strain Injury from picking the ball out of his net.

Did he? fuck me, I never realised that.

Bet the Spurs ITKs didn't see that one coming

He's after Quashie's record.

Mancini would be a really good appointment, like.

Spurs

From the odds list there, I'd like to see Rowett get a go at it. The only British manager in the list who has actually earned his stripes in the lower divisions and hasn't been a horrific failure already.

He'll get another good job before he retires, IMO. That title win will way, way overshadow this poor season.

Weird timing after a decent result last night tbh. Pardew would relegate them by mid-March someone tell Jamie Vardy he's playing wide right and Mahrez that he's being benched for not tracking back.

Genk Lyon Shakhtar Copenhagen £10 returns £71. (Making a prediction - it'll be that fucking Astra Giurgiu that deny Genk and therefore me)

I don't think it was quite as stupid. It was a bad call, but nowhere near as catastrophic. Plus, Roeder had previous PL experience and had a fantastic run as caretaker. Carver had a poor spell in Canada and shit caretaker stints at the likes of Plymouth, Leeds and Sheff Utd to point to.

Roeder asking Emre to hold and Parker to bomb on didn't help much, like.

Fucking Spanish cunts conceding to that awful Leicester side.

Fucking Schalke man. Sevilla -1 and Juve -1 at 10/1 is my next shout. Fiver.

Had already placed the exact same, but also Sevilla. Everyone get your money on Leicester/draw.

I'd start with Murphy and Perez against Bristol City.

Fucking Millwall man. 0-0 at home to Chesterfield, knobbers

Oh superb, covering those three crucial away games.

Gateshead Lincoln Millwall £3 on, about 4/1. Monaco and BTTS £2 on, 7/1 Corner in first 5 mins, goal in first 10 mins, card in first 15 mins (singles on both CL games) £1 on each, 33/1

Sheff Wed QPR Huddersfield/Reading draw £2.50 on, about 13/1 the price.