Pilko

Saw the teams yesterday and thought "what's the point?" Having only four players on the bench too, two of which I'd never heard of :lol: shambles tbh.

Is that the sound of the sarcophagus opening? Must be pre-season again.

G20 W3 D4 L13

Man Utd 1-1 Spurs Bournemouth 1-1 Aston Villa Everton 3-1 Watford Leicester 1-0 Sunderland Norwich 0-0 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-0 Swansea Arsenal 2-1 West Ham Newcastle 1-2 Southampton Stoke 2-2 Liverpool West Brom 1-3 Man City

Horrid, bang average, cheating ex-mackem cunt. Aye, Stevie Stevie sign him up.

It was posted on the previous page you absolute fucking imbecile

Carver totally like when David Brent gets fired and keeps turning up and hanging around the office.

Sam Allardyce, Niall Quinn, Steve Cram and Uncal Mick

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/Ianspics/Phoenixcaps2/Ep320Pic207.jpg "You can walk"

Gouffran is a shuttler, in that he does half arsed shuttle runs down his side of the pitch for most of the minutes we have to suffer watching the wretched cunt.

3 in 2 then for Koks, sounds like he's impressing.

"You don't Mbemba me do you? YOU DON'T MBEMBA ME DO YOU?"

For me our pre-season should be: - Kickabout with local side - Three-game tournament in Europe against at least one Europa League/CL-level side, otherwise top division sides at least - Two games against higher-end Championship teams - CL team at home the week before kick-off

http://i.imgur.com/WqPErYe.png "I'm 31 years oooooold"

What's My Age Again surely

Really hope that's true.

Aye. The home game which comes a week before the season starts usually has 80-90% of the starting team on the field, and everyone always wonders why it looks disjointed and rusty as fuck. Mainly because said players haven't kicked a ball between themselves for more than twenty minutes previously.

Pair of absolute beauties from Aarons. Hopefully that puts him well ahead of Alsoran in the manager's mind.

I wrote him off about two and a half years ago. He's fucking shite, man.

Yeah, we'd have seen some really dogged defending had he not been so strong.

So it looks like we're using the same strategy in terms of "sticking to targets on the list" but we're actually willing to spend some money now. If Mbemba follows in the next week or two, I'd say we're a quality wide player away from what you'd call a very good transfer window of incomings. Adding a utility defender/midfielder and a few Perez style young squad players would be a bonus.

"But... but... he'll just give that away on the edge of his own 18-yard box! Yoann, get in there and show him."

Balancing the books would hopefully involve selling busted flushes like Gouffran, Obertan, Vuckic, Elliot, Williamson and Riviere.

Agree, we need a winger, and then a utility player in the style of R.Taylor but obviously way better. After that if we added a few more in the Perez mould that'd be even better.

Dummett needs to be considered as a centre back first and only as a backup LB option.