Pilko

54, with maybe a Benteke bonus to come. Not too shabby.

Bournemouth absolutely robbed by the officials. They look a decent side.

Very economical with the ball apparently.

Fucking hell, Lee Tomlin has a canny kite on him like

Massive shirt tug ignored and then foul given against Elphick for climbing. Stewart's enquiry anyone?

Gouffran standing within six feet of Joe Hart and not in his eyeline = active, but lunging towards the ball with your foot at waist height = inactive, apparently

Should have been offside.

FF doe

BENTEKE! El capitan!

Two gameweeks in and we've already seen some horrific big team bias

Ruled out for what exactly? Fucking corrupt bent nosed refs again, there was nothing in that

Also went Coutinho FGS at 15/2.

Before kick off IMO

Loads of people appear to be really, really struggling like. I think I'm on about 82 points before my last two play tonight and that's got me at the top end of all the leagues I'm in.

Done the same but went for a -2 on Milan.

Says who?

Liverpool XI: Mignolet; Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Gomez; Henderson, Milner; Ibe, Coutinho, Lallana; Benteke. Bournemouth XI: Boruc, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, O'Kane, Surman, Gradel, King, Wilson. Dan Goscoigne dropped

Anyone seen any genuinely funny or decent team names this year? One of my mates has gone for "Zamora Borealis" :lol:

What are you expecting like, Homer Simpson's Lil Lugger attached to the back of him? If he's going over there to sort a transfer he's hardly going to pack his house up yet

Explains a lot. He doesn't know where to run to unless there's an arrow telling him which way to go.

Been another decent, steady week but relying on Milner and captain Benteke to get something tonight.

Was it Darius Vassell for City who scored that hilarious scuffed effort at the Stadium of Light? Whoever scored that goal I was fucking pissing myself "Man City 2-1 Sunderland" into Youtube, absolutely amazing. About 1.30 in. It's fucking class, worst winning goal ever scored

Was it Darius Vassell for City who scored that hilarious scuffed effort at the Stadium of Light? Whoever scored that goal I was fucking pissing myself

So they've spent all the money too soon... on pointless, expensive things... and left with a load of garbage?