Pilko

Doubt it. Probably just getting him involved in the squad ASAP.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140803/united-complete-ferreyra-capture_2281670_4050398

He's got that fucking irritating knack of always getting back into the team come hell or high water, much like Shola. I fucking hate the bloke.

Would explain why we won't spend any money, if he's eating on the club's expense then we genuinely are totally skint.

he'd be another in a long line of "back up strikers". we need an out and out proven goalscorer. I think if he had a run of games, he'd score quite a few goals. He showed that in a very poor mackem team at the end of last season.

Very much doubt we would get Wickham but he'd be a class signing.

Isla is a class signing. Mutch also will get 5 or 6 goals and is another decent acquisition IMO.

Definitely think the sudden inclusion of Obertan is a shop-window trick like. Especially the "best player" speel after Sheff Wed.

It's like Only An Excuse's Charlie Nicholas sometimes on here. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p012yhqd

I'm intrigued, yet also dreading to see what his "Plan B" is now that he has no Shola or Shola-type forward on the bench for when we go behind. Williamson up top? I wouldn't bet against it.

Fanimo for West Ham has a canny kite on him for a young lad like.

I hope Schalke absolutely fucking annihilate these cockney cunts.

Even though the back four was one player away from what will probably line up against Man City.

"We're getting there." says Pardew. Must mean the Championship.

Satka getting some minutes in the wrong position.

I like the look of Aarons.

His insistence on always choosing Taylor and Coloccini come what may is what irritates me most.

Canny kite on Williamson like. Bit of an Ian Beale thing going on there.

We're gonna need his leadership qualities. Bet that side today wouldn't be doing so badly if all/some of Williamson, Tiote and De Jong were in there. They're the leaders, Coloccini just happens to have an armband on.

If Satka and Streete aren't as good as the two fucking wankers currently playing at centre-back then we may as well let them go now.

Perfect excuse already for "we wasn't doing the basics right" - Gouffran in, Cabella out.

Really thoughtful of him to commemorate John and Liam by sending out a team to try and get dicked 17-0.

This is fucking hilarious

Elliot falling over with indigestion.

Elliot has been our best. Sign of the times.