Pilko

4 - shirt number 6 - no. of games before Pardewed 3 - no. of 90 minute games permitted by the King 4 - profit made in millions within 18 months The Cabella Story in Numbers

Posing in last season's 4 shirt. Probably with a letter 'y' on the floor and the letters hastily rearranged and a few 'l's added. Savings.

I would be surprised if we announced this on a Sunday night like.

I get the feeling it'll be just Riviere and a case of muddling through with shitty makeshift options like Gouffran and Vuckic as well as Armstrong and Campbell in the background.

We are going to need him and Cabella to hit about 15 between the pair of them at this rate. I don't see Cisse getting into double figures although I reckon he should get 7 or 8.

I reckon it'll be Depay.

I wish that little farty heeded Irish cunt O'Mackem would shut the fuck up.

I do think that barring any major fitness issues, we will see a resurgence from Cisse this season. I reckon he will get 8-10 goals assuming the transfers of Cabella etc go ahead as we expect.

Charnley meeting him today/tomorrow and should be done within 24 hours says the Chronicle site.

Expecting to see the usual exercise of playing Vuckic up front as an orthodox striker and then him disappearing for 12 months.

We signed Lovenkrands about eight years after he mugged us off to join Rangers and I swear there was always links in that interim period.

It's not like we've come into any money recently or anything. Give us a break.

Cabella needs to back track, or he will be tracking back.

Rejected by 8.15pm imo

Dare I ask who will take on the 23 shirt?

Bosnia's answer to James Perch by the sound. Exciting.

Butty loved a goal at WHL like.

I've had 12+ corners on the last four or five games and won every time.

So Ryder was saying we had "stepped up our interest" about four hours ago when the bloke was probably penning the deal? class.

Steve Evans is as bent and crooked as he is fat. Cunt.

I fucking hate Chris Waddle.

That's funny, my mate had a text from one of those gimps who make shit up about three hours ago saying Siem de Jong was at the ground.

Tavernier may well develop a bit better than those three seeing as he's had a good few loan spells where he's actually played regularly, instead of stagnanting on the bench/in the reserves like those three did for most of their time with us. Probably carve himself a career in the Championship and League One. Good luck to the guy.

Greece 1-0/Samaras 30/1 No goalscorer 5/1 A red card in 90 minutes 3/1 Greece in 90 minutes 2/1 BTTS in both halves 33/1 Spread small monies across these. Howay Greece.

Get in. 16 quid from the Dutch winner there. Good ole in play betting. I had over 11 corners at 5/2 and saw 2 by half time! Now had 12, so another ten quid won off that. Perfect sweep from this match