Pilko

I reckon our 'pacey, skilful winger' will probably be Aarons on the first team fringe.

Not this again.

They're spending £14m to stand still. He's worth about half of that. I'd take him, he's clearly decent, but you feel like he won't stay there more than 2 seasons tops anyway. If he's class he will be bought and if he's shit he will be priced out of a move.

RIP. Horrible news.

He's not a real M. Besler you know. Underappreciated

And Stupid Prick Taylor will be at centre back anarl.

Or, Lee Charnley is more competent than a senile old man who stinks of piss and failure.

Chronicle says he has now completed his medical.

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Bearing in mind we sold Tavernier, Debuchy is going, Janmaat not signed yet and Ryan Taylor/Mbabu injured, who else was supposed to play there? Guaranteed had it been Mapou or Steven Taylor you'd be kicking up an equal fuss. From a common sense sympathiser.

Shields Gazette has quotes from Pardew confirming our interest.

Quick get some defenders on

Quick bring on some defenders

Builders in high vis vests Probably stewards, you fucking melt. Unless they're dressed all YMCA with a toolbelt.

Movable feast.

Has Armstrong had a touch yet?

Feels like I'm listening to Mick Lowes when he interviews Pardew from his bathroom.

Mr P Gooch and Mr T Ball

Same here. Gouffran should be on the bench.

He's poor. Would be happy to see him maybe make a couple of comeback appearances then be shipped away on loan to get his career back together.

"We was wanting to keep it tight for 70 minutes then bring on Cabella to nick it with his magic fret. But my free left backs at once didn't work and we was tired and chasing a 4-0 gap by then."

Eh? Didn't the Montpellier manager talk about our first 'derisory' offer which was supposedly around the 7 or 8 million mark?

Take note please Mr Ashley

Setting the transfer window on fire