Pilko

Poor little Perez. He'd be better off playing in the Don Simon Sangria Segunda for Tenerife than with us.

Pardew or not, I happen to be of the opinion that Cabella is a complete and utter duck egg. Total shite.

This has to be a sackable performance.

Lovely to see the man Pardew chose over Ben Arfa putting in a real captain's performance.

Haidara is fucking shit man.

It's like watching a repeat of our visit last season.

That's the worst start to a game I think I've seen us make since... oh aye, Crystal Palace.

I hope Southampton fuck us hard in the mouth. That 18 is absolutely minging in near every department.

You're right about Italian bureaucracy, like. It makes the process they show on Futurama look quite efficient.

Soton to nil @ 15/8 Soton -1 @ 21/10 Soton -2 @ 11/2 Couple of silly 3000/1 accumulators All 3pm Championship teams to score

Hopefully he'll just be returning to full fitness as his dickhead of a manager is pushed out of the door.

Paul Kemsley is such a fucking tit, like.

Soton to nil is gonna be my big bet of the weekend. Gonna fire some at the handicaps too, mainly -1 although I'll cover -2 and -3 with small money too.

He's even more of a puppet, tbh.

Clerb for sale would be mint.

Southampton to win to nil will be the easiest winning bet of the weekend.

Better cancel that Darlow deal, Rob is in fine shape.

Debut was yesterday, subbed after 58 minutes without scoring. Probably.

285-0

Marcus Maddison scored the opener for Peterborough today

A dicking at Southampton could see the Hull game turn very, very nasty IMO.

Mental to think that Fabio Rochemback was in that team like.

He'll be replaced in the side by Anita and Sissoko will take the number 10 role. Can't wait to see that fail and then hopefully the knives will be out. Really hope this unfortunate injury for Siem de Jong (get well soon etc) comes around to fuck Pardew hard in the mouth.

Better than nowt.

England to score a pen £1 on for £7.50 return 0-4 corners in the England game £1 on for £41 return England -1 Germany -1 Morocco -1 £1 on for £23.63 return