Pilko

Villa around 3/1 in some places. Free money, anyone?

He makes Captain Obvious look like an international man of mystery, this lad.

Seeing as you're in form colin, I've shoved a quid on that myself. Returns just short of £50. (I won last night too so hopefully not too much of a jinx!)

Napoli, Genk, Fiorentina, Benfica £2.50 pays £43.85

Anger Management: Futile

watched that film yesterday for the umpteenth time. Class.

First win (north of <ten quid) for absolutely ages. £50 straight into the bank account there. Lovely stuff.

Get in Bayern.

Any danger of an Atletico goal?

How's the AC Milan/Atleti game going?

What happens if they score off the rebound? Well, if it's like a shootout pen, it counts as a miss and the red card is applied.

I hope Bayern absolutely cream them now.

My dad's littler than your dad.

Two pen misses in perfect symmetry to keep the Arsenal/Bayern game level at half-time. Looks promising, especially with Arsenal down to ten men. Just need the two CL away wins now for £56.

HT/FT double: Draw/Bayern and Draw/Atletico £2.50 stake pays £56.25

people never learn. We'll nick a point and it'll be Pardew give us a wave.

Aye, I reckon Dummett will play and Taylor will escape a dropping again.

Can we have a poll in this thread? along the lines of: "Would you take a heavy defeat in the Villa game if it meant Pardew would be sacked?" Ta.

The players will never work for another boss like him. Someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer.

Even if you want to consign that Liverpool game to to the dustbin, as I did with Dummy's game at Sunderland, I still think he's looked better than Haidara.

Although I'd have Santon and Haidara all day over Dummet. People just rate him because he's a local player. Absolute garbage of a footballer and I know he's young but both Santon and Haidara are too. Describe to me how he's "absolute garbage" for fucks sake. Anyone moaning about Dummett being shit at this stage must have cried tears of blood when watching Ramage, Huntington, Edgar etc in our defence seven or eight years ago. He looks a mile better than any of those already - played about seven or eight senior games in our shirt and has yet to be culpable for anything (Sunderland enforced CBness aside).

I'm actually pretty stunned how apathetic I've been at 10-0 over three games, including a home derby.

Not as sorry as I feel for myself having to watch the gormless cunt. It's getting to the point now where I want him out nearly as much as Shola. He's honestly almost as detrimental to our side and will be as long as he's here.

He's been below par since that cunt Taylor has been partnering him.

1-2 defeat in a similar manner to the Reading game last year. There's no way that's the end of this losing run just yet.