Pilko

Aye, let's all get angry at our rookie left-back because he's the most capable at free-kicks in this laughably insipid team.

I don't think I've ever seen a team with less movement. We're so static.

We'd be 0-3 if he was on. Apparently.

Who the fuck is Yohan Bolasie?

This is the pressure we need to be putting on.

Good wing play from Cisse

Unlucky that Cisse. Sissoko did well to find him.

Cisse is fucking garbage like. Anita looks bright.

Dummett is defending well but really needs to limit that Simpson-esque punt down the line.

I'm sure since I put Snodgrass in he's scored in pretty much every match. Excellent value pick. Suarez goal (captain), Hazard goal, Cahill clean sheet, Snodgrass goal - pretty good start

Well defended from Dummett there.

Good play from the front two there.

I don't think it's over the top to suggest that Sissoko's ball retention is that of a Sunday morning player.

Reckon we'll edge it 1-0 with an unlikely scorer; Yanga-Mbiwa or Dummett or something.

Krul; Yanga-Mbiwa, Williamson, Coloccini ©, Dummett; Sissoko, Anita, Tioté, Gouffran; de Jong, Cissé. Bench - Elliot, S.Taylor, Haïdara, Gosling, Marveaux, Ben Arfa, Shola Ameobi.

His initials are ASP funnily enough

Aarons seems to be a good prospect like.

I got that for my birthday and my Dad for Christmas, we're probably going to be attending in September or March next year, fantastic news to hear it's a good day.

Palace at nearly 3/1 is the better shout.

Hang on. Zeki Fryers and Sandro at centre half? Fucking hell, he's lost the plot.

Suppose Moyes gets sacked before the weekend, then. Who do they go for?

fucking laughable. Pardew should nut the fuck out of the FA for this.

HT Draw FT Chelsea, HT Draw FT Madrid double. £5 pays £86.50

You'd like to think that not having Kinnear in there would improve things. It gives Charnley a bigger workload, and even though I don't know the fellow whatsoever, I'd wager big money on him being far more capable than that pissed up old fuck.

Would be genuinely surprised if we see more than 3 'senior' signings this summer. I can foresee a couple of moderately priced ones coming in, another season's loan of someone, a few in the Bigi/Good mould and that'll be our lot IMO.