Pilko

Sissoko looks absolutely nowhere near match fit, even for a friendly. Shouldn't be playing.

there's no half-time analysis, it's just him belting out Mustang Sally in the centre circle without a microphone.

Taylor's face there Abeid looks canny.

The shit picture is made worse by the kit clash.

Why couldn't we play against teams in a nice bright yellow or red ffs?

Abeid is starting every game at the moment like. I get the feeling he may have convinced Pardew that he should be in the 18 this season.

Going well until they just put MYM at left back and Haidara at right back. Aye that was a bit of a boob, but the presenter can form coherent sentences without stuttering like a twat.. therefore I stand by what I said.

This coverage is already better than ITV and it's their first ever live footy broadcast.

Can't believe Stuart Taylor and Richard Wright have managed to get a few seasons at Man City each like. Fucking mental.

And what's happened in the very short space of time between those two separate sets of quotes emerging? Cheaper loan signing rubber-stamped. What a coincidence.

Lampard playing for Man City. Struggling to think of a more transfer than that.

he'll be bringing his dog in next.

No Sammy and no Ryan Taylor in the squad. Interdasting.

I get the feeling that if he keeps his head down and we start poorly, Pardew might offer an olive branch in our first Carling Cup game.

Deprivation. It's not like I've just finished a fucking English degree.....!

When you're the King, you don't know anything.

What a tit.

No way is Colback on £40k

He is clearly competent at getting deals done, regardless of the quality/price/net spend etc. I bet if Kinnear was here we'd probably only have Perez and Colback in and still have lost Debuchy.

We rated Luuk De Jong and he turned out to be absolutely shite. If the previous posts that said £6.4m future fee is agreed are right then we'll probably pay that as soon as he looks like he's anything approaching decent (profitable).

I'd rather we got this loan sorted now than piss about "trying" (aye right) for Remy.

Woah. Fucking hell.

On Twitter, is it?

Aahh, welcome back Bimpy. Has Bimpy left? Hope not. Looks like it. Can't click on his profile any more. That's shit. What happened? Bullied off the board by POOT Yup, bimby forwarded me the pms poot sent him before he left, calling his wife fat and shit, laughing at her massive arse and bingo wings. Was awful, poor man. Only so much a nice guy can take, especially about the woman he loves. Eh!? He was the one who kept banging on and taking the piss about her for fucks sake. I like bimpy, he's a good poster, but that's a load of shite like. No-one can be this stupid guilty. Claiming a partial pardon on the sleep depravity front.