Pilko

WEST BROM!

"right lads, defend the 18-yard line and try and hit Papiss with the out ball"

WEST BROM!!

That'll be this seasons Viduka/Webb moment.

Good effort HBA

We're being done over by the refs now that we're playing well shite.

Since when do we ever get a borderline decision in our favour? Fucking cunts.

Fuck off, that looked in.

I fucking hate Tiote, I can't stand seeing the twat anymore. He's garbage, can't pass and can't tackle.

Unlucky HBA. This is much better than usual so far.

Fuck off Tiote.

1-0 Derby

Cisse FGS @ 7/1 NUFC 2-1 @ 11/1

McShite

That's a horrible bench, like. Hopefully Anita and Campbell will be utilised. I could tolerate Shola for maybe the closing five minutes if we're actually in the lead.

Jonas is at least in central midfield, I'd rather he wasn't there at all, but it's more acceptable he's there than on the flank somewhere. Good side that. Thankfully avoided the temptation of Shola

Kazenga got Brighton's opener.

I think we'll get beat 1-0 but having seen the alleged team above it makes me slightly optimistic we might get a point.

Accas Man City, Swindon, Bayern, Lille, Atletico Madrid, Gent (80/1) Brighton, Charlton, Derby, Bolton Goals galore All 12.45 Championship teams (200/1) All 3pm Premier League teams (16/1) Trixies Pablo Zabaleta, Emmerson Boyce, Jan Vertonghen (anytime goalscorers) Shane Ferguson, Medhi Abeid, Conor Newton (anytime goalscorers) Fulham/Reading X, Norwich/Villa X, WBA/Wigan X

Just going to drink tomorrow. Drink myself to death, that way the result won't really bother me too much if we lose and it'll be enhanced if we get a good draw or win.

Cliche bingo time. 'Lean on experience' 'Dig in and grind out' 'We're in a battle/scrap/dogfight' 'We need energy' 'We want to put this right' 'Players and staff are hurting' 'Gonna need the fans on Sat' 'Just need to get over the line' 'Play on the front foot to win' 'Carroll is a fret' 'Nolan will be a fret from set plays' 'Been working hard in training'

Nigel Pearson has this fantastic knack of giving an interview for a good two or three minutes and managing to say absolutely nothing of note.

I put that on as a trixie.. good start.

Spearing would be Gosling number two.

"OHHH, THIS IS THE BEST TRIP WE WAS EVER ON!"