Pilko

Did have a feeling we'd see Mapou like.

Very surprised he's resisted the temptation to introduce Gutierrez.

Urgh, why bring Cisse on

Januzaj is a little bellend like, so many dives. Bet he smells like cabbage.

Class commentary. "And the ball will fall for VAN PERSIE! ROBIN VAN PERSIE, RIGHT ON CUE, WILL have the goal chalked off."

Spirit of Danny Simpson, at the Emirates.

why? He was falling all over himself to call this a 'smash and grab', as if we've been penned in all game or something. Tit.

'and the smash and grab is on' Fuck off, you little weasel-faced cunt.

FUCKING COME ON

It's been like watching Carlton Palmer at times. Touch has been appalling.

Hatem renting Owen's house ffs

Strong finish to the half there, superb ball from Remy to find Debuchy for that shot. We've looked fairly comfortable tbh. The three in the centre of the park is working a treat; I only wish we'd be a shade faster getting forward to support Cabaye and Remy on the counter.

Anita a step in the right direction.

I think Mapou will replace Willo to counteract the pace of Hernandez, but other than that I think we'll go unchanged, sadly.

Draw the balls please. The balls - draw them.

The commentator can piss off with that faux-surprised tone when he put the free kick in like.

He's fucking hopeless. Honestly. If we gave him the job of selling programmes he'd probably come back with with three dozen paper cuts.

Aye, 10 minutes after kickoff.

Improved performance but another 3-0 tonking I reckon.

Agree with this.

Tell you what, I've just flicked over to BBC1 and the final few minutes of New Tricks is a lot more energetic than any of our play tonight.

Two legit-ish pen shouts turned down, a non-red card, and then the cunt who should be off scores another goal. Cheers Howard. We contribute enough to our own downfall without that anarl

Those subs tonight reminded me of Allardyce trying to turn around a deficit away to Derby by bringing on Beye and Faye.

I feel like I say this a lot, but every single time we seem to have really shan luck and a fucking shit referee, we also play like a bunch of wankers and deserve nowt anyway.