Pilko

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Class post mate. Welcome back

you've got me to thank, lads.

*crosses fingers*

That Sessegnon red card could end up being pretty vital.

Probably the under 21's putting a hatful past Stoke, i.e. nowt to do with Pardew.

A Bent goal would really rub it in like

Hopefully Di Canio will do something mental like play the reserves next week or something, he could work in our favour if they start losing heavily.

Hopefully if we end the night 17th that'll be enough for Ashley to give Pardew a picture of a spitfire and let him go.

this is mental.

Christ, that's absolutely blown it open like. Slight glimmer.

We need to take a minimum of three points from these games we have left or we're down imo. Even that might not be enough.

We're screwed.

Defensive midfielder for Benteke, defending their own box. ... Oh shit, no, you're right.

In particular.

Two relegation threatened teams scoring goals, we're so fucked.

We're going down

It's incredibly easy to root for them at the moment imo, if they win then we're that little bit further from the jaws of oblivion and that's all that counts. Short-term pain for long-term gain, if you like. Or that.

Single on the mackems at 5/2 (good value imo) FGS on Benteke and Sessegnon, 4/1 and 8/1 respectively.

Imagine if he started against West Ham ahead of Ben Arfa or Gouffran I think there'd be a riot.

No way will he start against West Ham. He'll be pitched in when we're getting beat, once again.

How do you mean? With Pardew at the helm I'm completely convinced we'll get no more than one point from these last three games (if we're lucky) which isn't enough to guarantee our safety. We're relying on other teams to beat Wigan and Villa and we're relying on those two to be shitter than we are.

Sunderland win with a few Villa injuries and suspensions please.

Our fate is now entirely in the hands of the other teams.